Too long..

Hello my friends..

How long has it been since we've had a game against those horrible, horrible cunts of such magnitude and importance?

Hell, how long has it been since we've had a game against ANYONE of such importance?

When was the last time you could say out loud or under your breath, "I fucking hate United" and felt that fire burn in you?

It's been too long.

Tonight we have to get together as one. We must. We must sing the songs of the Arsenal -- whether you know the words to it or not. We must get behind the team we love.

And remember, no matter what happens, it's always fucking ooh to be a Gooner.

FUCKING COME ON YOU GUNNERS.

IF WE GO DOWN, WE GO DOWN FUCKING FIGHTING! COME ONNNNNNNN ARSENAL!

Whoever tells you Jesus was God's only son is a liar.

Explain who the fuck Andrei Arshavin is, then.

Diggy diggy diggy.

...said the boogy said up jump the boogy.

Trying something new here.

I loike.

HULLOW!

Hello!! I just realized I haven't had a picture of me on MY blog in ages so here's one of me on my 21st birthday with my lovely girlfriend Audrey.

Taa-daa!

First few minutes of being in club 21.

Woohoo.

Everything tastes better..

I am tired. But here I am.

My blog is fucking shit.

If you're reading this, truly, from the deepest depths of my heart, I want to thank you. Thank you for being so completely lifeless to keep coming back.

There's been an improvement, though, if I may say so. I think there's been more content in the last 2 months compared to the whole of last year. Honestly think so.

Whatever. Here are more boring car shoots. Going for a TopGear style of photography. Loads of vignetting.

*hint hint nudge nudge*

Was going for a bit of a TopGear magazine page look for the last one.

Again, *hint hint nudge nudge*.

If you have a nice car and would like me to shoot it (if it's a really, REALLY nice car in which case it would be 'give me the honour to shoot it') do drop me an e-mail at foo (dot) brian (dot) lu (at) gmail (dot) com.

I'm just kidding bout that last bit. I need the practice.

Peace out, cuntos. Have a good day.

Saving my place as life forgets..

Doing a shoot in an hour. Should be good.

Edit.

Done with one. Thought I'd share.

Earth Hour soon.

Doom imminent.

Edit.

Earth Hour has came and gone.

And I didn't switch off a fucking electronic in my room.

Yeah, you heard me.


I know they all look the same but gimme a break. I'm only just getting a hang of it, you cunts.

Hope you lot like it as much as I do.

Peace.

EARTH HOUR!!

I'm not going to be switching off anything during Earth Hour. Anyone who does is a fucking mong.

Right let's all switch off our shit at home but WAIT -- how bout we also hold a concert that probably takes much as much electricity as not turning off our lights in conjunction with Earth Hour!?

Mmhmm.

Thought so.

Vroom vroom.

Not my car though. Nabil's brand new JCW.

Dayamn.

BTW.

Ooh to, ooh to be, ooh to be a -- GOONAR!

Hello, Bob.

Did this for fun this evening.

Original.

Attempt to copy the MINI-style advertising.

Thought I'd share it with you lot. I like it. I hope you cunts do too. If not, well, too bad.

Cunts.

DISCLAIMER: I DID THIS FOR FUN. PLEASE DON'T SUE ME. OR SHUT ME DOWN.

LIKE GUTTERPOST.

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