Tuesday, November 29, 2005

It ain't pretty when the pretty leaves you with no place to go.

Listening to: INXS - Pretty Vegas

Holy crap, J.D. Fortune's voice is great. It's a bit sexy but I'm not going to elaborate on that for obvious reasons. :p Here's the song if you don't have it. You might have to right click and then save it. Or whatever.

And here's something interesting for the Arsenal fans. Heheh it's cute. Got a bit of a catchy tune on it as well.

Monday, November 28, 2005

Can he see or is he blind?

Listening to: Black Sabbath - Iron Man

Oh my goshhhh! It's ovvvveeerrrr! Aaaaaahahaha! Actually there's EST on Friday but as I've said before. FUCK IT! Hahaha! Woooooooooooooooooooo! Owhhhh yea! My host is back up as well, as you might have noticed yeah.

So I was at OU the other day and I took this really cool pic, too bad my phone is absolutely bollocks so here's the low-shit-ass quality photo I took.


Yes, it's Isa. All alone in OU. Mad cool. Oh yes.


If only I had a better quality camera phone. Or a camera. My old camera bonked on me. Haha oops that sounds a little bit dodgy, nothing actually bonked 'on' me but you know what I mean.

Right. So the post-SPM life starts now. It's already a bit boring. I need to go out. But most of me mates are smart so they're all in pure and sub so they've still got chemistry and biology and all that rubbish. See the dumb ones finish first! You arrogant-smart-acting cunts.

Oh I found these pics in my images folder today.


Gene and Syafiq so excited to try their new clothes on so they rush to the nearest toilet and well, put it on. :p


Oh that picture reminds me of something that happened a few days ago. I went to OU with Chris and I was wearing my brand new delicious France jersey and all was well until Colin Quah came with his fucking Japan jersey. Bloody hell! We looked like we were trying to match or something! Bloody cunting stupid! So I rush off to Topshop to get a new top. So yeah, I buy this striped polo and yeah it was all good.

We went to Delicious to have some cake and then Colin spots his friend and gets him to join us. Guess fucking what? Yep. He was wearing the top I just bought. Wow that was annoying. A bit funny at the same time but God damn, what are the chances? Haha. Yeah funny now, damn dumb then.

Anyways last picture, showing off my super extremely awesome photography skills. You know how the camera on your phone lags a little bit? Yeah, that makes this shot all the more awesome.


Gene vs Pin.


I'm off for now. I'm so bloody bored. Ciaos.

Edit.

Oh my God shit, I don't believe I forgot to mention this. Something happened in school today. Absolutely hilarious.

You see, my school pastes the SPM timetable on the doors of our hall. So being the last day of my SPM, I went and signed it and wrote "The guy you failed to expel even after trying so hard - Brian 2005". I thought it was all fun and shit. So after I come out from the hall (very early), Mrs. A.K. Fucking Chan is sitting there so she calls me over.

AK Chan: What do you mean by that?
Me: What?
AK Chan: The timetable.
Me: Oh nothing, just a friendly gesture. *wink* *walks off*
AK Chan: Don't walk away when I'm talking to you.
Me: Oh ok.
AK Chan: It better be a friendly gesture, we look out for you, we wish you the best of luck no matter what you do after your SPM, but that was unnecassary.
Me: Oh alright, sorry. *walks off again*


She gave up. The fucking cunt. It's true, she tried to expel me all year and guess what? NO SUCH FUCKING LUCK YOU DOG. I hope this blog gets to her so she can read it. And feel the pain of defeat. I won. The cunt.

Sunday, November 27, 2005

Daaaaannce danccce!

Listening to: Fall Out Boy - Dance, Dance

Fuck me. The host is still down, now you readers won't get to see the awesome pictures of the unbelievably awesome band. Oh yes. Funny how Nad is never in any of the pics. Nad you big gayer, you better start hanging out with the band more often.

Last night I went to Desa and damn was it boring. I wore shorts so I didn't feel like going to Breakers so we went to Players instead. And Players really, really sucks. Oh yes. Sucks. Haha guess who I was out with last night? The very straight Krystal!! Hahaa. I know you're reading this. That will be the last time you see me until you forget about the 50 Ringgus. Heh. ;)

Arsenal won 3 nil. Thierry Henry, what can I say? He's a God. Robin is a legend in making and Cesc is the best ever. Fuck I want to post pictures but my host is dead!! Argghhh..

Anyways, I hate it when AXN comes up with all sorts of new names for the same bloody program. One week it's 'The World's Greatest Police Chases Caught On Camera' and the next week it's 'The World's Greatest Police Chases Caught On A Digital Camera' and then the next week it's 'The World's Greatest Police Chases Caught By A Bystander On His Digital Camera'.

Very annoying. Piss off.

Edit.

Oh by the way, last paper tomorrow. Economics, or Ekonomi Asas, if you like. FUCKING COME ONNNNN!! HHAAHA!! End of SPM. Bllllaaaaaaaerrhahhahaah! Well at least technically it's the last paper. I have another paper on Friday but that's like EST. Who the fucking hell cares or needs to study for EST. YES!!

END OF SPM! YES!! In exactly 24 hours I will be free. Well I am pretty free already considering I don't give 2 flying fucks about SPM but it won't be at the back of my mind making me feel guilty about going out so often when all my mates are studying their butts off at home. FUCK YES!!

I need to install something in my body to zap me everytime I swear. I swear so much that it even comes when I'm talking to the mother. Don't think she likes it very much.

Saturday, November 26, 2005

It aches in every bone.

Listening to: Seether - Remedy

Fuck, my host is down. Bear with me. The images won't load for a few days, my friend is going to renew the host so it'll be back up soon. Cunting annoying. Anyways, nothing much's been happening so it's been pretty slow.

This, however, is pretty damn fucking funny.

Unfortunate Domain Names.

Firstly there is Who Represents?, a database for agencies to the rich and famous:
http://www.whorepresents.com

Next up is the Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views:
http://www.expertsexchange.com

Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island:
http://www.penisland.net

Need a therapist? Why not try:
http://www.therapistfinder.com

And this really is an Italian Power company:
http://www.powergenitalia.com

Finally we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
http://www.molestationnursery.com

- Taken from Arseblog forums.

Haha! Ok.

Shit.

I've been sitting here looking at the screen and I realised something; I am a bit depressed. I have so much to say but I just don't feel like saying anything. Everything isn't going too well for me. Hate to make this shiny-brand-new blog so depressing but I am depressed and that's that.

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Plaaaay it hard.

Listening to: DJ Dean - Play It Hard

Hello. I know, I know. It's become quite annoying. I seem to have a problem sticking to one blog. I don't know what's wrong with me. Sometimes I just think of random words and I'll be all "Shit that's a nice name for a blog!" and then it happens. New blog.

Anyways, today's topic is about the magnificent, the outstanding, the outrageous, the immaculate, the unbelievably talented, The Healers. Who are The Healers you ask?


We're The Healers. Well we're missing Nad but then again he's never there and also Suzie whose future at the band is uncertain. You better bloody stay, Chew!


I know what you're thinking. "Wtf? The Healers? Wtf?". I don't blame you, I thought it was fucking hillarious when we first decided to call ourselves that too. I guess it kindof stuck. We've had so many bandnames over the past few years ( almost as many vocalists as well!). We seem to have a problem with selecting bandnames. So we're going to be called The Healers until someone comes up with a better name. No, we're not a Christian band, we're just the opposite of The Killers. HAHA!


Yes, The Healers.


The band has been together for 5 years and have had 7 different vocalists. We may have to change again cus Suzie might go. Damn dumb, right? I mean, we're on the verge of being super fucking famous and she decides to go! We got a callcard from this talent agency at the last BOTB we were at and he really liked us methinks. Well that's the impression he gave. I told him we'd get back to him after SPM. Which is in a few days. Lifestyle of the rich and famous, here we come!


Don't know why Pin hasn't got one. But it's cool.



Our biggest fan! Only kidding, princess, don't kill me please. ;)


Now that you know all about my band, worship it when you get the chance. We will be performing at the SMKDJ and Sri KDU prom. Oh yes. We will. Make sure you scream loud yeah.

Or I will stab you with my drumsticks. Oh yes. English Literature paper tomorrow, fuckin yes! I can't wait to come out early again. Just like how I've been coming out so damn early for the past few papers.

Don't think A.K. Chan is too happy with me. Sod her, the dumb can't-even-expel-a-student-from-her-own-school old hag. Goodnight.