Why can't you just forgive me?

Listening to: Staind - Right Here

Bonsoir, everybody! I've been very busy. As usual. I'll tell you lot what's been going on in the past few days in point form because I don't think I've ever done that!

• I've been deciding on what kind of house I want when I can afford one.
• I've been thinking how I would protect my super nice car when I can afford one.
• I might get a chance to session with the Malaysian Idol dude Ashraf or something like that.
• A couple broke up and apparently it's my fault. Haha!
  

Yeah. I've actually been looking at houses (apartments, to be exact). I looked at the one opposite Perdana View which costs approx RM6-700K. Double storey, dei, very worth it. I was at Casa Damansara just now and I realized that place isn't too shabby either so that could be an option as well. I want a nice parking lot to park my M6, ya know. Hahaha! This is a rather dreamy post, cus I've got nothing to do.

About the sessioning bit, I was prospecting my neighbour when he told me he had connections. Apparently the Malaysian Idol dude is recording his album. PopShuvit are his band right now but my friend said he could very well get me in there to do the drums, so fingers crossed. I don't know who this fella is (the artist) but if it means breaking into the music industry, by all means.

Anyway, I really liked this quote:

"I would rather be paid 1% of 100 people's efforts, rather than 100% of my own." - John Paul Getty. (The first billionaire in the world)
Haha I've been exposed to all these extremely motivational quotes due to me getting into the whole multi-level marketting experience and I must say, Synergy could very well change my life. When I start getting big bucks, all of you who said no to me are going to regret like you've never regretted before. So call now before it's too late, my phone's always on. Now or never, now or never bros.

Anyway, on a completely unrelated note, Manda chased a squirrel around her garden just to take a picture of it for me! Hahaha! So funny! Here it is!


Ashburton. Not as cute as it's cousin, Highbury!


Highbury!

I know, how creative with the names, right? Hahaha! And on another completely unrelated note, here are pictures that get the hair at the back of my neck standing.


Fucking brilliant.


This picture brings a tear to my eye. Literally. I love you Jens, you are my hero!
Lovin it. Bonjour Paree!

SHE WORE! SHE WORE! SHE WORE A YELLOW RIBBON!
SHE WORE A YELLOW RIBBON IN THE MERRY MONTH OF MAY!
AND WHEN I ASKED, WHY SHE WORE THAT YELLOW RIBBON!
SHE SAID WE'RE THE FAMOUS ARSENAL AND WE'RE GOING TO PARIS!
PARRRRRRRRIIIIIS! PARRRRRRRRRIS!

COME ON ARSENAL! FUCKING GET THE FUCK IN THERE! BONJOUR PARIS! BONNE NUIT EL MADRIGAL, YOU FUCKING DIVING CHEATING SCUMBAGS! JENS IS A GOD! ALL HAIL JENS! JENS IS THE BRADY BUNCH'S BRADY BUNCH! JENS IS THE DOG'S DANGLY BITS! JENS IS MAGIC! JENS IS THE NUTTY GERMAN WE ALL LOVE!

OH MY GOD I AM IN TEARS! ARSENALLLLL ARRRRRSENAL ARRRRSENALL! WORDS (ALMOST) CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW! EUPHORIA + EXCESS HAPPINESS + JUST EVERYTHING NICE IN THE WORLD!


UP THE ARSE! KISS THE BADGE! LET THE WORLD KNOW IT'S OOH TO OOH TO BE OOH TO BE A GOONER! FUCKING YES!

Dududu..

Listening to: DJ Tiësto - Breda 4PM


:O

Isn't she a beauty? I'd like one, thank you. For the family. Yes, yes I would. Looks even better than the Caldina! And the whole dashboard is digital, fuck. That's right fucky!

Arsenal Villarreal tonight, we take a one goal lead to the El Madrigal. *Shhh* Come on you Gunners.. *Shhh*

Eep!

Haaahahaa you know what the weirdest feeling ever is? Swearing with your parents present then apologizing. Yes, I know, I swear a lot but I never swear when my mom is around. Yesterday she told me some bad news and I was like "Oh fuck." then I apologized. Shit that was so weird. And random. Dunno why I'm telling you people this. Probably cus you lot don't have a fucking life in the first place! You visit my blog! Ahahaaaaa!

Let it goooooo the damage in your hearrrt..

Listening to: Weezer - The Damage In Your Heart

I've got a friend. I used to be really close to her. I don't wanna mention names but I know she reads my blog.

I used to be really close to her, we used to hang out a lot and all but we never saw each other as anything closer than friends. Still, we were pretty fucking close. Used to share lots of stuff with her etc. Now she's going out with some fucked up moron and she's turned into a complete assfuck. She does practically everything he tells her to do and that guy is a real cock. She's doing things I never thought she would've done just a year ago.

What influence a partner can have on a person, huh? Especially one as fucked up as him. You know who you are. You're a better person than that, wake the fuck up. He is a toss and you're changing because of him.

Onto less serious matters, I think you're all cunts. Ha-ha-ha. Nah, kidding. (There's 30% truth in every joke!!)

I went jamming today. With the band. Well not exactly. Nad wasn't present, Nat was and so was Wen Jieh. I miss the little bugger! Went to New Zealand for soooooo many years and didn't visit for soooooo long. What a cock! But it's cool that he's back for holidays now, he's going back soon though. Syafiq just went back yesterday, what a shame, was damn nice to have him around. Everyone's going back or going away! Syafiq went back, Meng's gone to the Phillipines, Tessa went back to UK, Wen Jieh is going back soon! How gay.

Oh shit. My blog has seriously become a ranting site. Nothing interesting when you come here anymore. All you see is complete and utter bollocks. And that's that. Oh and if you're interested, I haven't seen Amanda Choy for sooooooooooooooo long!! Stupid GCSE's. I miss her. Quite a fair bit.

Argh.

SQUIRRELL! THERE'S ONLY ONE SQUIRREL!

Listening to: Myself sing the Squirrel song

I love the Squirrel. It's amazing. It has stregthened my love for Arsenal. We should have a statue of the Squirrel at the new stadium. COME ON SQUIRREL! I hope he shows up for the game against the White Lilly Cunts. We need its abilities! More pics of our new signing.


Squirrel watches as Diego Forlan's pathetic attempt sails wide.


Squirrel shows his atheleticism.


Squirrel showing off his quick turns.


Squirrel rounding up the players for a quick team-talk.


Squirrel shows that even with his back facing the ball, Diego Forlan can't do fucks because he is utter shite.


Squirrel is proud of Mad Jens.

Short video here. Long video here. (No sound, though.)

THERE'S ONLY ONE SQUIRREEEEL!

Oh baby when you talk like thaaaat..

Listening to: Shakira Feat. Wyclef Jean - Hips Don't Lie

Shakira's voice is so fucking seductive. She's not a drop-dead hot bombshell but she is very, very hot. Her ass is Class A. Possibly even better.



Sweet Jesus. She makes a man want to speak Spanish!

Anyways, I've been very busy, you all know that so I don't know why I typed that. Must be me being awesome again. I love articles/blogs that have a super cool closing line. I realise my closing lines are always farewells. How fucking gay is that? "Bye cunts" and such. Really lame. I should end it with something like "And that's how the world ends. Or is it?". Whoaaa fuck man. Damn cool.

I especially love football articles that end in a drama-mama kinda manner. "Arsene Wenger has produced the likes of Thierry Henry and Patrick Vieira, now with the emergence of the likes of Cesc Fabregas and Emmanuel Eboue, who knows what the future holds."

Whoa! Like, yeah, who knows what the future holds! Anyways, Arsenal Villarreal in an hour and thirty minutes. Very excited.

Come on The Arsenal. Let's be havin them! Or will we? *GASP*

Edit.

Arsenal won 1 nil and boy am I fucked! So happy. So, so happy. We played alright but we never gave them a chance. What a load of diving cunts! You can see where Jose Reyes gets his skills from now, though. ;)

Skysports gave Gilberto the man of the match award but personally, there really was only one true man of the match for me. It was...




















What excellent invasion skills the squirrel had. His close control was amazing. He had very good pace too. We should sign him. Or maybe it's a her. It was funny to see it running around, I think nobody wanted to chase it cus the squirrel would've made them look like totally mental twats. The only person I can imagine having a kick out of chasing a squirrel is Freddie Ljungberg. He looks the type.

Anyway, (sang in the tune of There's Only One Keown)

SQUIRREEEEEEL!
THERE'S ONLY ONE SQUIRRELLLLL!
THERE'S ONLY ONEEEEE SQUIRREEEEEL!

Next week. El Madrigal. LET'S BE HAVIN YA! (And hopefully the squirrel travels with us.)

Leave life bleeding in my haaaaaands!

Listening to: Fuel - Hemorrhage

Hi everybody! Still am very busy! Ya! I cut my hair and it's an absolute disaster. My hair was soooooo long already! I went out with very random people in the past 2 days. On Monday night I went to have dinner with Tessa! Haha! She came back home, went back to UK already though. I just came home from supper with Krystal! Shit. How random.

I tried to P her and she tried to P me. Normal laa, the world of MLM. :p

Anyway that's not my point. My point is everybody should try their hands in MLM. It is a great industry. Just because you have no time is no excuse. That is an excuse for lousy cuntwaffles. Actually that's not my point either. My point is..

Arsenal vs Villarreal Champions League semi-finals first leg. The cunting hell man. The cunting fucks. Gonna do it because I'm a superstitious cunt. Cunt.

*Shh* Come on Arsenal.. *Shh*

Theereeee is..

THERE IS ONEEEEEEE DENNIS BERGKAMP!
ONLY ONEEEEEE DENNIS BERGKAMP!
WE'RE WALKIN' ALONG! WE'RE SINGIN' HIS SONG!
WALKIN IN A BERGKAMP WONDERLAND!

Props to the old master. Absolute legend. Single handedly got me hooked on the drug we call Arsenal. To score on the day we celebrate his services is Godlike. It was meant to be. Dennis Bergkamp, what a legend. Don't you wish you had someone like The Iceman at your club, huh?

Arsenal will lose a big, big touch of class when the old master retires. Shame he can't lead us out at The Grove. Legend. Absolute legend.

...

Somebody gonna get the hurt reaaal bad! Aaaaaaaaaaahahahaha! Fuck!! That's funny. Sorry, I'm so yester-4-years-ago. So what? Good jokes don't get old. Speaking about good jokes, yo mama's a whore. Yeah. And racist jokes are funnier than normal ones so don't get all politically correct when people tell racist jokes. Cunts. Off topic. But whatever. I'm typing in such a stop-start pattern. What the hell..

Anyways, it's not that I've been too busy to update or whatever. The problem is I've got absolutely NOTHING to blog about! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Oh everyone's coming back for holidays! Syafiq's back from Ozzieshitthatstolemyfriendsland. Wen Jieh (GASPPPPPP!!!!!!! HE'S ALIVE!!) is back from Land of Ze Sheep Shaggahs. New Zealand. Can't believe people actually migrate from Malaysia to New Zealand. That's like going from UK to the South Pole. MAKES NO SENSE! Shuttup, I know it was a bad example but I don't give a flying fuck as it's 4:11 ante meridiem! Yes, I actually know what A.M. stands for. That's how cunting smart (lifeless) I am.

Anyways I'm really bored and tired. So I'm going to sleep. Or try to sleep. Seriously when I'm awake I don't use my brain, when I try to sleep I start thinking about shit that keeps me up all night long. Really cunty habit. My computer is lagging!! What the hell is going on!!

Oh well, doesn't really matter cus you're all a bunch of human beings anyway. Haghaahaa I bet you guys expected something more insulting. No, I'm not like that, I know I've got some emotional shitheads who read my blog. Some people come to my blog 6-7 times a day. You know who you are. Weirdos. Not that I'm complaining, really boosting my visits count. Still, very weird. Why come to the same place and read the same thing 7 times a day? That's like, I don't know, the mutts nuts. The mutts nuts is usually a good thing though, but in this case, what I'm trying to say is, nuts. Go figure that out yourselves, child prodigies.

Night - over and out, cunts.

UGHHHHHH..

UGH HOW CUNTING ANNOYING I HATE MANCHESTER USA UNITED. FUCK OFF!!! To be fair you fucking cunts have been very good at home. Whatever. It's not like the result does anything to the table anyway. FUCK OFF! Arrrrrggggghhhhhhh.. How annoying. I'm so close to driving out and beating up every Man cunt Utd fan I know. Fuck off.

Fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!

All those who rub it in in the comments box are completely classless fucking cunts!! HEAR ME!! CLASSLESS FUCKING CUNTS!! Jeeeeeeeeeeeez..

Edit.

If you thought the Mazda RX-8 was nice, prepair to jizz all over yourselves.



The Mazda Kabura. Bloody fucking sexy.

You have become what you have always beeeen..

Listening to: DJ Tiësto - Love Comes Again

It's worked for the past few games so just for the sake of doing it..

*Shhhh* Come on The Arsenal.. *Shhh*

Nananananaaaaaaaa..

Listening to: Dick Dale - Misirlou


Fucking yum. That is all.

Probably the prettiest girl ever. Definitely the hottest on Lost.

We're going dowwwwn in a spiral to the grouuund!

Listening to: System of a Down - Tentative

Haaaaallooooooooo! How do you usually answer your calls? A simple 'hello'? Or a 'wai'? Or a 'Elo'? So many ways to answer your calls! I don't like it when people say 'kong yeh' or 'speak'. It's like wtf? Of course I'm going to speak, you don't need to tell me that! Jeeeeez. People who don't say anything after they pick up are pretty annoying too! I'm just really excited ok, that's why I'm ranting on and on. Arsenal Juve away leg tonight, very excited!

*Shhhh* Come on Arsenal.. *Shhh*

Bla bla yadda yadda..

Listening to: DJ Tiësto - Forever Today

Hehe some of you are so emo. It was just a joke! How many people had the April Fools spirit anyway! None! Most of you didn't even remember. Not a single person attempted to fool me. Kinda sucks that traditions like this die off as you get older. The jokes shouldn't lessen as we grow older, it should get more serious! Just like how ang paus are supposed to get fatter as we grow older, just like how presents for your birthday and Christmas are supposed to get more meaningful as we grow older. April Fools jokes should be more well planned. You lot suck shit.

Hahaha I received SMS's from a few people but I rather not mention their names, spare them the embarassment (Colin Quah, Syafiq, Chrislyn). I received only one call! You fuckers man. Again, rather not mention names (Colin Quah). People even called my house to see if it was true! No names mentioned (Chrislyn). You guys are damn funny but it shows one thing, you guys genuinely give a shit. Kudos, kudos. When I'm rich and famous, I'll spend more money on my jokes to see who gives a shit! Like get my face posted on the obituary or something. I hope all who doesn't care gets a heart attack from the shock of seeing me die at such a young age. Aye.

Anyways, been spending lotsa time with Armoondae which is excellently fabulous. I intend to spend as much time as possible with her before she goes all serious. O-Levels. Gulp! If it's anything like SPM then I say, without a doubt in the world, she will ace it.

On to more serious matters now, Arsenal - Juve return leg in 2 days. *Shhh* Come on Arsenal. *Shhh*. Oh yeah, I forgot, I fried my phone just now. Well fried it by getting it wet. Oxymoron, ooh. I just realize I've been rambling on and on about shit that doesn't have anything to do with anything. I'm kinda tired and bored. But I'm more bored than tired so that's probably why I'm blogging. I'm sure you guys miss the picture posts, I promise you I'll post a post full of pics soon. When I get my fucking fat paycheck! I will seriously rub it into the doubters' faces. Then ask you to join me, of course.

Come on guys, think about it, all you're investing is RM380 and if you lose it, so what? 380, take it as a lesson learnt. But what if it repays you? It will repay you big time yea. Take risks, people. "If you win, you will be happy. If you lose, you will be wise. Nothing ventured, nothing gained." Armoondae got that card thing for me for Christmas, who would've thought it would mean so much to me in a few months time? Take risks people. Call me. I mean, calling me isn't a risk, you can call me anytime you wish but you know, whatever. This is dumb. You're all dumb.

Am tired, goodnight.

APRIILLLLL FOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! YAY!!!!

hi guys i'm updating from my cell phone. its rather hot here. surprised at the weather. mom is surprised too. glad to see some of you think this is a joke.. we should never take anythin too seriously but im afraid to tell you guys this isnt a joke. chrislyn.. hahaha very smart.. but did you ask my bro why i told him the ps2 is his now and did you ask him did my mom follow me out? ok this is really expensive so im gonna go now. will my my last post for a long time till i get internet k. ciao guys. tc.