If I were you..

Listening to: Hoobastank - If I Were You

Hello. First of all, the Lost finale was utter bollocks. Very, very disappointing. Very draggy. It was more of a set-up for Season 3 rather than an end to Season 2. Credit where its due, it's getting me very excited bout Season 3 but shit, that was DISAPPOINTING! Sorry to rain on your parade, Fazil, but I expecting it to be sooo good, I mean, come on. It's Lost! When is it ever not good?

Was at OU today with Armoondae, watched MI:III for the IIIrd time because she hasn't seen it yet. I know! That girl.. IIIrd time, how weird is that. I've got nothing to tell you guys these days, it's all complaining, complaining, complaining. No wonder my hits have slowed down so dramatically. I wonder if that's the reason or it's because I stopped posting pics of Natalia. HAH! Fuckers, what, you think I don't know is it! I'm a guy too you cunts. No, no, I'm not going to post a picture of her, put your willys away.

OH! Haha! I downloaded the strangest porno ever yesterday OUT OF CURIOUSITY! I swear upon my life! I mean, for fucks sake, it was called The Da Vinci Load. Come on, wouldn't you want to know what's it about?!


The Da Vinci Load. The Truth Cums Out. BAWAHAHAHA!
Ok, phew, that was funny. And don't download it if you happen to come across it, it's ballix as well. Utter nonsense.

Here's something that isn't nonsense, a 15 minute Thierry Henry wallpaper. Sorry it's so shit, I can't be arsed to get in too detailed anymore.


Click for full detail. Don't be such a twat. I couldn't be arsed to make a thumbnail so I just resized the ori.

Want to do a Pires one, probably will tonight. Ok, love you my fellow reader cunts. Love you all. Except you, but don't be bitter, you're just fucked up. HAHA! I bet you felt that. No, I'm not talking to anyone in particular, just checking to see if there are any paranoid people out there. I'm sure there's this one though. Super sure.

Au revoir.

Edit.

As mentioned earlier, a little tribute to the best left winger to roam the earth.






I personally like the third one the most. :p

Up and downnnn..

Andy Williams - Music To Watch The Girls Go By

OMG SCHOOL HOLIDAY LET'S ALL GO TO ONE UTAMA EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY YAAAAAAAAY!

Eheh.

We're holding the key to unlock our destiny..

Listening to: Hoobastank - Born To Lead

X-Men 3 was good. The story was a little bit dodgy but the action was really, really good. Oh and the rumours about Gambit being in the movie are false. SON OF A BITCH! I really like(d) Gambit (when I was a kid). Everyone stay through the credits to watch a little secret trailer. Capiche? I wasn't able to watch it cus that fool Colin only happen to tell me about it after the movie.

I had Jaffa Cakes yesterday!! Fucking hell Jaffa Cakes make me fucking happy. Manda walked all the way to the other end of the world just to get me Jaffa Cakes. That made the Jaffa Cakes taste even better!! Numnumnumnumnmumn.. JAFFA CAKES WOOOOO! God damn I love her!

Oh do you know I am so fucking excited? No? Well I'll let you know why! I'm downloading the Desperate Housewives and Lost finales! YIKES!! Ok salut.

It's like it wasn't there at all..

Listening to: Death Cab For Cutie - Title and Registration

Oh fuck I am so fucking sad. Seriously, seriously sad. I actually feel numb. Robert Pires has left Arsenal. Anyone who knows me personally knows I absolutely idolise Bobby. Really sad to see him go, thanks for all those magical 6 years Le Bob.

Longue vie Le Bob!

Speak softly love so noone hears us but the sky..

Listening to: Al Martino - Speak Softly Love

FUCKING YES!



Czech signed by Gunners - Report

Arsenal have successfully concluded talks with Borussia Dortmund midfielder Tomas Rosicky, according to reports from the Czech Republic.

FUCKING YESSSSSS! TOMAS ROSICKY!! God damn I'm excited!!!!

Don't look at me that way..

Listening to: The Bravery - An Honest Mistake

Here's a tip for Firefox users.

1.Type "about:config" into the address bar and hit return. Scroll down and look for the following entries:

network.http.pipelining
network.http.proxy.pipelining
network.http.pipelining.maxrequests

Normally the browser will make one request to a web page at a time. When you enable pipelining it will make several at once, which really speeds up page loading.

2. Alter the entries as follows:

Set "network.http.pipelining" to "true"

Set "network.http.proxy.pipelining" to "true"

Set "network.http.pipelining.maxrequests" to some number like 30. This means it will make 30 requests at once.

3. Lastly right-click anywhere and select New-> Integer. Name it "nglayout.initialpaint.delay" and set its value to "0". This value is the amount of time the browser waits before it acts on information it recieves.

After doing that, restart Firefox and you will see the difference. My Firefox is fucking fast now.

I can't move forward while looking behind..

Listening to: Hoobastank - More Than A Memory

Holy Jayyyssus! I'm up!! At 9 AM!! Shit like this just doesn't happen everyday, ok! Today is a great day people, go buy 4D numbers or whatever it is you people do. Seriously, what a breakthrough. This is a miracle.

Sorry, I'm just a bit excited about the whole prospect of waking up at 9-10 daily. It's just something I've not done in a long, long time.

Edit.

"I hope to stay for as long as I can keep running. I could not face leaving the fans. They are like my family, I hope to finalise all the details today. My team showed me I didn't have to leave. They showed me they had heart." - Thierry Daniel Henry.

I fucking love you, Tel. I fucking love you. Best news you could possibly receive after losing the Champions League final.

Henry is a Gunner through and through and for that I fucking love him. He is my fucking hero.

Went down the lane the other night,
To tell the scum we got the new Ian Wright
They said to me how can it be,
I said to them we got Thierry Henry,
THIERRY HENRY! THIERRY HENRY! THIERRY HENRY! THIERRY HENRY!
THIERRY HENRY! THIERRY HENRY! THIERRY HENRY! THIERRY HENRY!

UP THE GUNNERS! Le capitaine, give us more magic moments. S'il vous plait. Bring on 06/07.

Stand up for the Arsenal.

If I could make up a word to describe how I feel right now, it'd be froopeniglem. No, don't look in the dictionary cus it isn't there.

I wore my lucky boxers, I prayed just as hard, I counter-jinxed everything and yet we lost. As crazy as this may seem to some of you, I am highly superstitious when it comes to football. I know what I did wrong, I had my 06 Home Kit on. Everytime, EVERYTIME I wear that kit we lose. I'm so serious. It's very, very annoying.

Anyways, I don't know what else to say but froopeniglem, am I fucking gutted or what!

Only consolation is I'm watching The Da Vinci Code tomorrow. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Edit.

Turns out the only consolation wasn't much of a consolation in the end. The Da Vinci Code SUCKS. Utter nonsense. Utter, utter bollocks. If you've read the book, please, save yourself and don't watch the show. It's so crap it makes my crap look delicious.

Because I believe in this so much, I actually took the effort to come to a cyber cafe just to update my blog.

*Shh* Come on Arsenal.. *Shh*

Ello. My internet is down. If you have anything to talk to me about or ask me anything, drop me an e-mail. Ok? Ok. FUCK YOU TM NET MOTHER FUCKERS! K bye.

Duu duu du duuuu..

Listening to: DJ Tiësto - Lethal Industry

Aaaaaah! Why can't I sleep! As cliche'd as this may sound, I think I'm turning into an insomniac. Well ok fine, it's not like I can't sleep if I really, really tried, it's more of a 'I'm not tired enough to sleep' kinda thing. I'm nocturnal then, I suppose.

I'm going nuts! I have so much to tell you guys but I'm so lazy. The most important thing today is..

RED ARRMY! RED ARRRMY! RED ARRRRRMY! RED ARRMMMY!

Absolutely love it. I hate Spuds. I hate, hate Spuds. COME. ON. ARSENAL.

Oh and I just remembered, I hit my 10,000th visit mark! Cheers, lads! I truly do appreciate the visits I get. It means people are wasting their lives away just as much as I am. Good people, you lot. Good people. Am surprised at how fast my hits went up at one point. This blog is much newer compared to some of the blogs I go to and I've pipped them to the 10,000th mark. Heh! Suckers!

Oh, and my 10,000th visitor is from Melbourne. Not sure if it's Syafiq or Suzie! Will buy you both a drink when you guys get back! Por favor, come back soon you monkeys.

No feaaaaar..

Listening to: The Rasmus - No Fear

"Brian drives damn fucking slow", "Brian is not an aggressive enough driver", "Don't go too fast, Brian won't keep up". I hear that very often from my friends. It is true, I am an extremely cautious driver and I am fucking proud of it. Why? Because I just got back from LDP. All of you who read the papers will know what I am talking about. My hands are literally shaking as I am typing this. My legs feel like rubber and really, I feel so emotionless.

I had just arrived home from Roti & Rice at about 2:30 AM after having a drink with Chian Zhen, Jay and Harry when my phone rang. It was Zen (Chian Zhen). I thought he was going to tell me some stupid joke or ask me something stupid as he was drunk when I last saw him; instead I was greeted with the complete opposite. I was greeted by a Zen that sounded well and truly shellshocked. He told me, "Brian, come to Tai Gong right now. In front of Kasturi. Come right now. Faster." I didn't know what to make of it, what was this, some kind of joke? It's 2:30 AM and he wants me to go back out after having just arrive home? I called him back and asked what was it about, "An accident, total loss", he replied. I was about to find out that "total loss" was going to be the understatement of the year.

As I was approaching the Mazda showroom on the road opposite St. Ignitias, I saw lights - a lot of lights. There were blue lights which meant there were policemen, there were also yellow lights but that wasn't surprising, it was an accident scene afterall. Then I saw it. The car-wreck that will probably, wait, no, is going to change my life on the road forever. A year 2005 Honda Civic had smashed right into the divider. I don't know how to put into words the shock I got when I saw the wreck. I thought to myself, "The guy is dead". I took at U-turn infrot of SMKKJ and headed to Kasturi. Zen and Kar Lok were there already. It was like a tourist attraction, so many people were there.

It was horrible. The boot of the car was smashed open, the passenger side had been crushed thoroughly, every single window of the car had been smashed and worst of all - blood was everywhere. It made me sick to stomach when I saw the blood. Blood in movies, blood from cuts and all don't scare me. I have never been afraid of the sight of blood but that was scary. I kid you not when I tell you that is the absolutely scariest thing I have seen in my life. Friends of the deceased (Yes, deceased, I was right) were there and there was no shortage of emotion. I felt so fucking bad for them, I know I would be on the floor crying if I had found out my friend died such a horrible death.

The guy was a 22 year old. People said there were 2 people in the car but we later found out that there was only one guy. Thoughts of how his family members, girlfriend and friends would feel after finding out about his death started flashing in my mind and it was there and then that I decided that I am never going to drive over 100KMPH. Even if you pay me to.

Ladies and gentlemen, speeding isn't a joke. Speeding doesn't make you cool. It doesn't hurt to drive slow and steady. Has it become a sin to not drive over 130KMPH? Is it really that hard to drive safely to make sure your friends/bfs/gfs and most importantly your parents don't find out you passed away like that? Is it really?


I felt extremely guilty taking a picture of the crash but I want to show you lot the seriousness of the situation. I didn't want to take a picture closeup, I felt like puking everytime I got near the wreck.

Speed really kills. God bless him and his family. I hope this post hits you guys as hard as the scenes hit me.

Can you blame her?

Listening to: Weezer - Perfect Situation

Oh shit. My eyebrow piercing has.. Fallen off! Got infected and then it just fell off. Wow. Haha! It got infected a few weeks ago. Ah well, just gonna go pierce it again I suppose. It's a bit gross though. There's like a crater there. Eeee.

Anyways, I watched MI:III just now and dare I say, it will be the movie of 2006. Fucking amazing. Absolutely loved every second of it (though I think I spent about 120 seconds in the toilet). Very, very good movie. Highly recommended to everyone! Cunts!

Edit.

Not news that will take the world by storm by 123456 just passed! 1000 years till the next one, 50 bucks for anyone who lives through it.

You always find a way to keep me right here waitinnnng!

Listening to: Staind - Right Here

Ello. Arsenal won 3 nil. Perry happy about zat but extremely annoyed at Daniel Smith. What a cunting cunt of a cunt. I hope the fucking twat slips on a banana skin and breaks his face. And have a car run over him. And get tortured like the dudes in Hostel. Very sickening.

I forgot to mention in my previous post that on the eve of April 30th, Pin had the best experience of his life. Get this, he was at a mamak stall at 2:30 AM April 30th 2006 reading The Star for April 30th 2006. That's like reading tomorrow's news.. Today! It was very mind-boggling for him. And that's not just it, no, who would you least expect to see at 2:30 AM at some random mamak? Reshmonu. Yeah, that was just a little bit odd. Pin waved at him and he kinda stared back. Then waved. But I bet he thought Pin was a bit mental. So embarrassing.

Shit it's 3 AM! Arrrrgh. I get a bit shaky when it reads 3.00 AM on my clock. Thanks a lot, Excorcism of Emily Rose. (I really wanted to add a few swear words in her name but I'm a bit superstitious)

Ok, time for sleep. Bonne nuit, one and all.

P.S. Am approaching 10k hits. Will buy a drink for my 10,000th visitor!

Duuuu duuuuuuu duuuuu..

Listening to: DJ Tiësto - Forever Today

Ho' fuck I haven't been shuffling in absolute aaaaaages. No good events!

Anyway, yesterday was Gene's 18th. And we had the absolutely coolest party ever at his place. All we did was play PS2! Baaharghgaah. I enjoyed it though. But that's only because we played Winning Eleven 10. Very cool, love the new 'take-a-quick-free-kick-while-your-friend-isn't-paying-attention' feature. If I may say so, I think Konami got the perfect blend between WE9 and WE10.

After playing PS2 we watched a movie. We watched Hostel. The dude at the DVD place said it was very good and I heard the same from many friends. It started off like a porno flick, lotsa titties, lotsa fuckin and all that. Was beginning to wonder how the girls felt. Hahah! Must've been weird. Anyway, it then got on to the finger cuttin and all that. Very gross, there was this part where someone cut some other person's eyeballs out. Eaaaaargh!

When the movie ended everyone was disappointed. Not me though, I enjoyed it. I thought it had a pretty cool story to it. People who didn't understand the movie said it was shit, but such as it is, you can see where they're coming from. The show had too many extremes; too much titties, too much violence and such. Still liked it.

Anyways, I'm bored and you're all cunts. It's labour day today. Yeah. Oh yeah, yesterday, on the way to Gene's place. I saw this condo that looked quite nice and it was priced at RM209,000! Fucking cheap for such a nice condo placed at such a strategic location. I was very interested until I saw the other banner that read "Block Bumiputra". Well that's that, fuck off you* cunts.

*You know what I'm talking about.