Imgine.: June 2006

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

If you just walked away.. What could I really say?

Listening to: Staind - Everything Changes

I fucking love this song. Anyways, my day started in the weirdest fashion ever.

I woke up at about 11 and fucked around a bit, listened to music, practiced the songs for the performance and shit like that when someone knocked on my door. I went to open the door and there in front of me stood a very familiar face. It took me about 2 seconds to recognize who it was. It was that bloody asshole who told me he wasn't coming back from Australia just 2 days ago. It was a real shocker. Hahaha! Yes, fucking hell. Syafiq actually took the effort to surprise me. Manda thinks it's super sweet but I think it's super gay! Save your surprises for a girl man!

Apparently it was "payback" cus I fooled him on April Fool's Day. Damn, that was a classic. Anyway, as gay as it is, it was a very good one, kudos to you my Malay friend. After that we went to pick Old Faggot John up and went to Maxis. I had to upgrade my sim card to the 3G compatible one. I waited fuck hell long because the bloody dickheads were working so God damn slow. Thank fucks I had Syafiq and John for company. Trust me, I wasn't the only one who was feeling it. Some crazy guy went up to the counter and shouted "Can you guys work faster? We have 20 to 30 people waiting you know?". Haha.

When it came to my turn, the guy who was helping me out couldn't even speak proper Anglais. I needed "verifyecation" so he had to call my dad. "There's this persons come to Masis names Brians.". How many Brians came with me! I think the lad was seeing things. I could barely hold back my laughter. Then I think my Dad, being the absolutey clueless-about-technology person he is, asked what 3G was for. The dude, Trainee, replied, "Oh can wash cartoons.". RIGHT. I wonder what the fuck is my Dad gonna think now. Why would a bloody 18 year old need services to watch sodding cartoons on his phone! Jesus. (Can you actually? :O)

I swear someone needs to intervene and get all that shit sorted out. We need people who can fucking speak proper English helping others. If we get someone who doesn't even know what he's talking about helping others it would be a bit like the blind leading the blind innit? The other day when I called Maxis I couldn't understand what the fuck the operator was talking about. Fucking Chinese educated twats. If you can't fucking speak English, don't sign up for a job that requires you to speak English. JEEZ. How hard is that? The machine says "Press 2 for English", not "Press 2 for fucking broken shit English spoken by someone completely clueless about what you're talking about.". Cunts.

Anyways, after that we went for lunch and met up with Pin, Gene, Cal and all that. You know. Went for jamming cus we've got an audition tomorrow (today). Won't tell you what songs we're playing cus if you want to find out, you'll just have to come watch us! Ha! Ha! Ha! Will keep you guys posted. Calvin's standing in for the departed (soon) Nadhir. We're currently looking for a permanent rhythm guitarist so if you're interested, drop me a message. Or not. Whatever.

The face I took about 2 seconds to register before finally recognizing. Malay friend.

John being gay.

Wow look him out man, went to Australia and now he's playing guitar an' all..

Life without Nadhir and Suzie has well and truly begun.
Oh and I have more Pin-is-gay stories but I'll save that for the next post. Just a little sneak peak though, this time it actually involves touching of my butt! Goooooood lorrrrd!

Au revoir, cunts!

Edit.

Happy for France, gutted for Spain.

Chin up, Cesc!

:(

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Nobody knooows the way it's gonna be..

Listening to: Oasis - Stand By Me

Hello you're all gay Kai Young and Suzie are back I went to OU with them yesterday we had lunch at Dome and watched Stay Alive and oh boy it was fuck ass scary at first but then it became utter bollocks as we approached the climax so all in all it was a pretty shit movie but if you're into shit movies I highly recommend it but wait actually the starting and all was pretty good like I said oh man I'm so fucking lazy to punctuate my sentences properly so I'm not going to if you don't like it then fuck you ok man fuck you now I'm going to show you some pictures I took yesterday ok thank you goodbye I love you guys I didn't mean it when I said fuck you.

Zen couldn't take a picture to save his life. So damn blur.

Suzie and I, take one. "It's so dark! It's so dark!" - Suzie.

"Ok again then."

It was with the N80, btw. No pics of KY and Sze Liang though, I don't know why either.

Saturday, June 24, 2006

My love will not die, please let be known..

Listening to: Angels and Airwaves - Distraction

I hate betting. Bloody Spaniards. I don't bet on football, how the fuck did I get into this! No, I'm not losing money, I just lost like 2 games. My winnings are still positive but argh I hate losing. Fucking annoying. My life has been all about the World Cup this past few days so not much to update. Maybe later. Maybe.

I got tagged by Fazil OMG I LOVE THESE THINGS! Kills so much time. AWESOME

---

AWESOME PEOPLE I WOULD WANNA MEET

1. Thierry Henry.
2. Robert Pires.
3. Carmen Electra. Don't just want to "meet" her, really.
4. Someone who can print money at will.
5. The whole of Oasis.
6. DJ Tiësto. In person, duh.

THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT

1. The cellphone.
2. My drums.
3. Music.
4. Football.
5. A car.
6. The dough. No one can, man.

I WISH I COULD

1. Be rich right now.
2. With Fazil on this one, play in the World Cup.
3. Be invisible at will! Hee hee.
4. Predict every World Cup game accurately. I'd be rich.
5. Live my dream as my musician.
6. Stop picking my nose right now. Like right now. It's damn itchy.

I WANT

1. A fucking new super kickass powerful desktop.
2. Nokia N80.
3. To see my girlfriend right now.
4. Financial independence.
5. New shoes.
6. Pray Station 3.

SONGS THAT I THINK ARE AWESOME

1. Oasis - Stand By Me.
2. Angels and Airwaves - The Adventure.
3. Alter Bridge - In Loving Memory.
4. Wallflowers - One Headlight.
5. Death Cab For Cutie - Title and Registration.
6. Oasis - Don't Look Back In Anger. Best song EVER written.

HOW I SEE MYSELF IN 10 YEARS

1. Shaking leg after 5 successful years in MLM.
2. Married with a 2 year old kid.
3. Living my dream as a musician.
4. Have a house in London, NYC and Dubai.
5. Given at least 500,000 to charity.
6. Up in Genting with the lads. Like we planned.

RANDOM FACTS

1. You can't lick your elbow.
2. 95% of people actually try it after reading that. :p
3. You can't write do a perfect circle with your left leg while writing "S" with your right hand. My grammar sucks.
4. I haven't played my drums in 6 months thanks to the Sri KDU prom committee.
5. Fazil was wrong about Spain ripping Saudi apart. And I lost money.
6. I think Pin Yu is like, seriously gay.

MISCONCEPTIONS

About what?

I TAG

Anyone who reads Le Blog.

---

That was fun. Killed like 20 minutes or so. I am such a geeky loser.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Here I am..

Listening to: Angels and Airwaves - The Adventure

Yikes, as you can see, I'm addicted to this song. By far the best song from their album. Incase some of you noobies don't know who Angels and Airwaves are, it's Tom DeLonge of Blink 182's new band and they're just a great band. Go look them up yourself you fucking lazy fuckers.

I've been in a thinking mood and I've been thinking a lot (no shit). And I think there could be something wrong with me. I'm not like the guys my age. All they want is booty. All I want is to settle down with one girlfriend (and get married) for the rest of my life (fuck off, it's what I want). All they want is to go clubbing, clubbing, clubbing till dawn. All I want is to fucking go home after 11 PM. All they want is a fast paced party-filled life. All I want is a UK style everything-closes-at-5-so-we-can-all-go-home-and-spend-quality-time-with the-idiot-box life.

There's more but I can't be arsed to elaborate, I think that's enough for you to get the picture already. If you don't then you are a twat. Here's something simple for you to idiots to understand, I am so fucking in love with Amanda Choy. I'd propose to her if her mother stops wanting to murder me. And if I had lots of money. And if I had my own house.

All in good time then, all in good time.

Oh, am I the only one who didn't know Brad Pitt broke up with Jeniffer Aniston for Angie Jolie? Jaysus. I thought Pitt and Aniston were still going on and suddenly Angelina Jolie pops up with a baby. Beautiful name. Shiloh. The surnames are a bit crazy though, I heard it was something like Shiloh Someshit Jolie Pitt? Fuck man, that's crazy. Shiloh is a beautiful name though. I already decided what I want to name my kids and I am officially copyrighting them right now. If I see any of your kids named after mine in 10 years time I WILL murder them.

My son(s) is (are) going to be Liam and Cohen. (no, not fucking Seth Cohen or whatever the hell his name is. I don't watch the fucking O.C.)

My daughter (yes, singular. Daughters cost more) is going to be Stella. Fucking great name.

I don't even know what the hell am I blogging about anymore. I'm a bit out with the fairies. COME ON COTE D'IVORE!

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Even if your hope has burned with time..

Listening to: Angels and Airwaves - The Adventure

Oh fuck, this game is kinda hard. Everyone try it NOW! Click me, mofuckas. I'll buy lunch for the first person who beats the highscore, d'accord?

Monday, June 19, 2006

Take Pin to the gaybar! Gaybar!

Listening to: DJ Tiësto - Athena

Ladies and gentlemen, I have discovered that one of my close friends is infact.. Gay. Yes, that's right. Pin Yu is gay and I have proof!

A couple'a weeks back, Gene, Pin and myself were in the car wandering about aimlessly. We then decided to go break into Sri Inai and on the way there, Pin said "I think we should make out..". WTF! Make out!! Sick bastard.. Then he said something like "I think we should make out then masturbate.". OMG! Crazy, man. Crazy. I was beginning to get suspicious about his sexuality then but what happened yesterday confirmed my worst fears.

We (Pin, Gene, Zul, John and moiself) were at One Utama yesterday walking about when suddenly he held my hand. OH MAN THAT'S GAY! Fuck man, fuckkkkk! Pin is gay! Oh no, that's not it. We went to the cyber cafe after that and we were playing Call of Duty. Anyone who's played the game knows it's fucking funny to hit people from the back (ooh-err). That's what I did, I snuck up behind him and hit him. He turned to me with the weirdest expression and said "I - AM - GOING - TO - SUCK - YOUR - BALLS!". HAHAHAHA! OMG! Shit that was the weirdest shit ever. Pin is fucking gay. Something else happened after that but I don't remember. Oh man, Pin, Pin, Pin. And I thought you were the straightest one among us all.

PIN IS GAY! AND TOKYO DRIFT ISN'T BAD!

Edit.

Oh, I know what Pin is going to say in his defence. He's going to tell people I held Gene's hand. Apparently I held Gene's hand while crossing the road to Murni. I swear to God I don't remember anything like that but if it's true it's probably because I'm Piscean. It's in my nature to be caring and shit like that! Hahahaha! Take him to the gaybar gaybar gaybar!

Edit.

Colin Quah says (10:48 PM):
ei pin really gay ar

HAHA idiot.

--

Colin Quah says (10:53 PM):
omg fucker
i dunno why
but i imagine gene gay some times
like
his the type that would be gay

HAHA Gene!

--

Will someone get me one these please?

Click me, bitches!

Oh. My. God. We look so fucking good in red and white. It's a bit weird though, too used to redcurrant. It's only been one season! Can't wait.

New kit. New season. New players. Bring 06/07 on.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

There's a pain that sleeps inside..

Listening to: Hoobastank - Disappear

Today (Yesterday) was a letdown. It was a bit of a shit day. I mean it wasn't outright FUCK WHAT A CRAP DAY but it was still pretty dull. Went for lunch with Pin then we decided to stop by the Proton showroom at Megah to look at the Satria Neo. I really like the exterior but no, I don't plan on getting one cus the car I'm driving right now will be the last Malaysian car I am ever going to drive. Mark my words. Or not.

After that we went to Zul's house and chilled. Then we headed off to Telawi for the Fete de la Musique. Got there about 6 and we managed to catch the awesome opening. 348918590 senior citizens from Nanyang Siang Pow singing. Great. We went to McDonalds to skip that and when we got back, there was this nutcase screaming shit into the microphone that I really couldn't make out. Shit band. Absolutely shit band. The second band wasn't very good either, the vocalist thinks he's so cool with his accents and crazy dreadlocks but really, he looked like a fucking loon on stage. After that crazy band they had to take a break for prayers. (JEEEEEEEEZ) So we left, I wasn't going to stand around till 7.45 cus it was so hot and I was suffering. And I hate suffering.

Went to Plaza Damas for dinner. We went to this Japanese place called Jushi. What the fuck right? Jushi? What kinda numbnut came up with that? The food was ok. The drinks were shit. I ordered honeydew juice. How the fuck was I supposed to know it was sugarless! Jesus, was so bloody tasteless. Went to Clutch Gamers after that, wasted about 2 hours of my life away. Oh, did I mention that Oldballs John can drive now? So happy for him.

After Clutch we went to Jelutong. Saw Aainaa and Sandra there. Lookin good, both of them. Chilled for like 10 minutes then we went to watch the Czech game at Cal's new house. What a fucking letdown. I hate Ghana. 2 fucking nil, you gotta be kidding me. Fuck off Essien you fucking cunt. Yes, they played good football, ask me if I fucking care. I don't.

I didn't lose money or anything ok, I don't bet. I'm just a bit more passionate about football than most. Argh. Now I'm home and I'm going on and on about nowt to nobody. Fuck.

Oh, to all those who told me "Your hair isn't that bad laaa.", "Your hair can't be that badddd..". Let me tell you this, you're fucking wrong. It IS that bad. I saw Juney Changeling at the Music Festival and her first reactions were "OMG you look like a DVD seller!". So encouraging. Well you had a DVD seller date for the DJ prom then Juney! Hah!

Told you it was that bad. (Check out my scar man, fucking infected eyebrow piercing!)

Eheheh.

Pictures Manda took on her trip. I think she was a photographer in her past life because these pictures are just breathtaking. It's either her eye for a good picture or the scenery is just like that. :p

Well, that's that. I'm knackered. Manda's in Sing-jia-por-land-of-the-kiasu and I miss her loads. Blehhhh.

OK TIME FOR BED! Waaaaaaay past my bedtimmmmmeeeeee.....zzzzzzzzz.......

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Another ever after kiss..

Listening to: Jason Lo - Operator The Line Is Dead

Oh fuck me. The new Proton Satria Neo looks fucking shit hot. Wouldn't even mind getting one if it was 2.0. Sadly, they only have it in 1.3 and 1.6. Am really impressed with Proton. Very, very nice.

Change the rims and you're all set. Lookin very fierce.

Friday, June 16, 2006

I'm going to make up for my semi-depressing post yesterday. Click me. WATCH IT! Hahaha! That's nothing compared to my living room when Arsenal score. Nothing.

And if you're feeling a need for speed, click this. Fucking crazy. Seriously, well worth watching. It's like a real life Fast and the Furious man. CRAZY!

Thursday, June 15, 2006

What's the deal with my brain?

Listening to: Weezer - Perfect Situation

You know you've successfully played the role of the older brother when..

..you instill love for the Gunners into your 10 year old brother.

Edit.

Was browsing around Jamie's blog when I came across this picture.

I swear, NO picture has ever touched me in the way this picture has. It really, really, really saddens me. Not trying to be melodramatic but I actually felt pain when I saw that picture. I publicly swear that when I become fucking wealthy, I am going to donate my fucking ass off to organizations that help kids like them. Painful.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

I am the mess you chose, the closet you cannot close.

Listening to: Staind - Everything Changes

What a sad song. Anyways, lack of updates is down to lack of activity. I've been fucking fucking around lately (Yes 2 fuckings.). Been thinking bout my future quite a bit but you guys don't wanna know about that cus it'd bore you to death. Oh man, needs to be said again, Everything Changes is the fucking bomb. Everyone go get it now.

The World Cup has been a bit of a letdown. England's game was shit boring, Brazil were fucking shit but still got the points, France seriously produced the most boring game ever, Portugal and the Dutch only winning 1 nil? God damn. So boring. The underdogs have produced the more entertaining games. The underdogs from down under. I think I'm going to support them as my second team, I actually felt Australian when Timmah scrambled the first goal in and felt more Australian when he slammed the second one in. The Ozzies will destroy Brazil if they play like how they did against Japan and Brazil play like how they did against Croatia.

Please Spain, give us an entertaining game. Oh yeah the Czech also produced quite a good game. Fuck yeah, remember the name Tomasz Rosicky, he is going to be a star. Say it with me now, To-mush Ro-sits-kee. Not that Ro-sikky shit.

Anyway, hala Espanyol!

Edit.

Anyone remember THIS? God damn, left so many of us in tears. Thank fuck it's all over. I know, how random right? The site just popped up out of nowhere. Not literally la, I was visiting some other site and came across that. It's a reminder of how fragile life can be so if you love someone, tell them you love them every single fucking day. You never know when you won't get another chance. Don't leave things to the last minute, live life as it comes. If you want to do something, go for it. Just go for it, WHATEVER it is.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

So what's the matter with youuuuuu..

Listening to: Oasis - Stand By Me

HELLO! Wow, I am STUFFED. No, not from the back. Seriously, if you think you're a big eater, go to Plaza Damas in Sri Hartamas and go eat at Flamin' J's. Order The Python. The rules are you have to eat it alone, no going out of Flamin' J's, no going to the loo and you have exactly 1 hour to finish it. Why are there rules? Simple, if you finish it under an hour, they give it to you for free (It costs RM45). I took it on.

Before.

After about 50 minutes.

What was left when I gave up.

As you can see, I failed. I mean, it's a fucking 2 feet long sandwich, if you've got the balls (and the stomach), go try it. It's delicious but you know what they say, too much of something can be a bad thing.

I realised I haven't been posting enough pictures lately so here are some old/new pictures. Damn, my camera is bork, that's why there's been a lack of pictures here. Remember when my blog used to be more of a picture blog.

New pictures from Tiesto! I know, damn slow. Me and my goody good friend Jun.

Me and Bee.. She looks funny here hee hee!

The other day Colin, David, Hoong Chun, Bee and I went down to Sg. Wang cus Dave needed to send his phone in for repair!

Everyone's celebrating! I wonder why.. Hahahah! (Except me, didn't know I was going to be in the pic! :p)

Now I'm happy too! (They told me I was in the pic.)

Amanda "How the fuck did I end up with such a fucking awesome girl like her" Choy. Love her to fucking bits!

Synergy Worldwide badge. Don't pray pray ok! I'm no longer a small fry, earning 4 figures already! Eheheh, not trying to show off, swear. :p

Hi Ah Beng! Notice the background? How fitting. Karaoke Ah Beng. Sigh.

Bee is going on a trip tonight to Lang Tengah or something like that. So I'm going to be alone for 3 days! Boo. Probably concentrate on Synergy then. Ok, you guys have a good (school) week then. Till next time, drama mamas!

Oh btw, to the anonymous posters who commented: Yeah, I know. How predictable. :p

Friday, June 09, 2006

You don't rememberrrr, but I doooo!

Listening to: Fuel - Hemorrhage

I don't know what the hell I'm doing up so early AGAIN. I slept at like 4. Or something. Anyways, since I've got nothing better to do, I'll do the WC preview that disappeared on me yesterday.

THE TEAM TO BEAT

SELECAO

As cliche as it may sound, Brazil are the team to beat. Ronaldo and Ronaldinho in attack with Kaka in support. They sure are a force to be reckoned with. They've got a pretty decent holding midfield too. I mean, it's only the stand-in captains for Arsenal and Juventus, Gilberto and Edmilson. Year after year Brazil manage to produce super stars and this time around it's Real Madrid's Robinho everyone will be looking out for. Brazil are going to do very well in Germany, if not win the fucking cup altogether.

No, it's not because of him.

It's because of this.
THE USUAL SUSPECTS

LES BLEUS

The French are one of the most underachieving teams in the world and I think they might just shine this year. They've done nothing of note since winning the WC in '98 and Euro 2000. However, with Zizou coming out of international retirement, the French have a big, big boost. Djibril Cisse broke his leg in a friendly against China and Nic Anelka looks to coming in to replace him. The Saha-Henry partnership looks shit hot.

Thierry Daniel Henry.

THREE LIONS

England are another team that owe us a big competition. They've been rubbish in the past few. With the media cumming all over Rooney, he will feel the pressure but I think if England are to get anything out of this competition, it will be down to Rooney and Becks. Beckham is so crucial to England. Just imagine if Beckham was out, who would supply those balls for the likes of Terry, Fat fucking cunt Sol Campbell and RoboCrouch?

David Beckham, the captain.

LA FURIA ROJA

The Spaniards have a very strong team this year. With the likes of Xabi Alonso, Fernando Torres, Xavi and co. hitting for at the right time of the year, they look to pose a threat (finally). Reyes and Torres have formed a very good relationship, they seriously run riot when they play together. For once, Spain actually look good going into a World Cup. Oh, they also have Cesc Fabregas.

Looking good as a team.

THE EARLY EXIT

ORANJE

Yes, the Dutch. Don't be surprised if it happens once again. The Dutch are a team of megastars but that's where the problem lies. None of them seem to want to play together. A team of megastars who have no teamwork gets you nowhere. Look at Real Madrid. Holland for an early exit. Again. Robin looks deadly for them though, but I may be just a little bit bias.

The not-so-flying Dutchmen.

THE SURPRISE PACKAGE

NATI

I have a sneaky feeling about the Swiss. With Johann Djourou and Phillipe Senderos in defence, the Swiss look like they've parked a bus infront of the goals. A solid defence is the foundation for success. Switzerland are a team full of very low-profile players and that could actually aid them in their hunt for international glory. Plus, Alexander Frei is some good shit.

The Swiss.

THE CHILD PRODIGIES

CESC FABREGAS

Anyone surprised? Cesc is a fucking little magician. The game against Real Madrid showed just how good he can be when you give him time and we know he won't be getting the sort of pressure he gets playing against Premiership teams so I expect him to have a smashing World Cup. He will go on to achieve legendary status come the World Cup, mark my words.

The little Spaniard, what a legend.

THEO WALCOTT

2 Arsenal players? Woops. I may be a little bit bias but from what we've seen in the World Cup warmup games, TW looks shit hot. His pace is out of this world, he could possibly be quicker than Gael Clichy and that speaks volume. A certain Brazilian made his World Cup debut as a 17 year old and had immediate impact, let's watch and see if Theory Henry can do the same.

Our little English prodigy.

LEO MESSI

Messi will be well up for the World Cup having been out for such a long time. He also missed the Champions League final where Barcelona were thrashed by Arsenal so he will feel he has something to prove to the world. We've seen this kid play and he is magic, if only he didn't look like a fucking albino cunt. I can't do this, I hate Barcelona and all their players. Fuck off Messi. (He can play football though, to be completely honest.)

Albino cunt.

I will be supporting le Anglais and le Francais. For obvious reasons, I really like Sweden too but I think my main team will be the dramatic French.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

And you caaaaaaan't stop me noooow!

Listening to: Hoobastank - Born To Lead

Omg I wrote a whole World Cup preview thing and then my PC shut down on me. I'm not gonna do it again. What I will tell you though, is I've spent the whole morning in the fucking toilet and I think it's safe to say that 'fong yau' is the best thing man has ever created.

Edit.

Erm, this post went missing for the best part of yesterday and I just noticed what I had done today. I was editting it and I clicked Save As Draft. Haha woops.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

You have become.. What you have always been..

Listening to: DJ Tiësto - TMF Powermix
UPDATED. Scroll down to the bottom of the post and DO THE QUIZ!

"Me no scared". Familiar? Yep, it's that last bit from Khai Ling's blog. She called me bout an hour ago. "I'm sorry bout the blog Brian". Me, being me, told her to fuck off and hung up. You think you can get away that easily you whore? It's not over. Hell, it's faaar from over.

It's 07-06-06! And on a completely unrelated note, I dyed my hair yesterday and good Lord. It's criminal. It's a fucking crime of biblical porpotions. It's.. BLONDE! Yes, Fazil-blonde! Haha no offence bro, you can pull it off because you don't look pure Chinese. But I'm pure Chinese. And we all know what pure Chinese people with blonde hair are known as. Yes, Ah Bengs. I now know what it's like to be called an Ah Beng. It's so painful, I now know what it's like to be a DVD seller. Ouch.

Edit.

Got tagged by Isa! Just name 20 people off the top of your head and do the thing.

1. Manda!
2. David.
3. Colin.
4. Donmichael.
5. Hoong Chun.
6. Elia.
7. Nabil.
8. Haziq.
9. Ashleigh.
10. Jenna.
11. Clarissa.
12. Gene.
13. Pin.
14. Zul.
15. Isa.
16. Sue Zen.
17. Natalia.
18. Sonia.
19. U-Jun.
20. Calvin Pulu.

Questions:
1. How did you meet number 14 (Zul)?
He came to Sri Inai in St. 6!

2. What would you do if you had never met Number 1 (Manda)?
I wouldn't be living such a happy life.

3. What would you do if 20 and 9 dated you?
20. Calvin - Omg! I'd use him to get to Manda, cus they live in the same neighbourhood!
9. Ashleigh - I swear I didn't plan this. Hahahaha!

4. Would 6 (Elia) and 17 (Natalia) make a good couple?
FUCK YEAH! It would probably be the hottest lesbian sex EVER! Eheh.

5. Describe Number 3 (Colin).
Haha, funny dude who needs people to feed his ego constantly. "Eh who's better looking? Dave or me? Dave rightttt, Dave riggght!" He wants people to say "No lah Colin, it's you, it's you." Fucking suta!

6. Do you think No.8 (Haziq) is attractive?
Haha, the girls seem to like him.

7. Tell me something about No.7 (Nabil)
Bil and I were very good friends last year! He's been busy this year so not seen him much. Great guy, very sincere and honest. Will tell you to your face if he thinks you're a twat.

8. Do you know anything about no.12's (Gene) family?
HAHA! Yeah! His family rocks. Ask Pin, Pin knows why.

9. What is No.8's (Haziq) favorite?
Clubbing, drinking and the ladies, I think.

10. What would you do if 11 (Clarissa) confesses that he/she likes you?
Haha!! I would be shocked. But not surprised, I'm awesome. Manda rubbed off on me. Hahaha! Would be a bit dodgy though!!

11. What language does 15 (Isa) speak?
English. Can speak Malay pretty well. Can sure swear in Chinese.

12. Who is 9 (Ashleigh) going out with?
Beats me.

13. How old is 16 (Sue Zen) now?
16 going on 17. Sorry Isa, too lazy to change 16. :p Haha!

14. When was the last time u talked to 13 (Pin)?
Just yesterday. Rang him.

15. Who's 2's (David) favorite singer?
Erm, not sure. The last album I remember him buying was Yellowcard so erm, yeah?

16. Would you date number 4 (Donmichael)?
Hahah, if he wants to.

17. Would you date 7 (Nabil)?
Hahaha, can't la, don't think he'd be interested.

18. Is 15 (Isa) single?
Yes, I think so. Hahaha.

19. What's 10's (Jenna) last name?
I'm not sure. Teh?

20. Would you ever consider being in a relationship with 11 (Clarissa)?
Hahahaha. Why oh why did I put her on 11. Not answering this one!

21. What school does 3 (Colin) go to?
Sri KDU.

22. Where does 6 (Elia) live?
DJ.

23. What's your favorite thing about number 5 (Hoong Chun)?
NOTHING.

----

That was fun! Gimme more of those! NoW NOW NOW! ISA NOW!

Edit.
TAKE MY QUIZ NOW CUNTS
Write your real names. I want to see who are cunts and who aren't.

Edit.

Look at that girl, 70% only! Oh man..

Edit.

And heeeere we gooooo!

BOOM!

:(

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Duuuuuu..

Listening to: DJ Tiësto - Traffic

06-06-06! Run, run for the hills!

Now, now, Khai Ling, I think we should all play nice. You're the one who's an emotional wreck right now, I don't want to rub in the fact that Dave dumped you and repeatedly said no even when you begged like a fucking whore who's not had cock up her ass for weeks. It's understandable that when you're in such a shit position you start taking it out on other people or start hating the world. We understand that so it's alright if you think I lack in terms of presentation, at least I got what it takes to hold a stable relationship tight (well until they all leave of course).

Don't you have enough people hating you? Go stir shit with someone else. Jesus, at least I never lashed out like a 12 year old when I had hard breakups. Grow up, you're 17, not 7, tossing cuntwaffle. I can't even begin to imagine the ammounts of anonymous responses if I asked how many agree with me on the point of you being a fucking twat. Ohhh don't give us the "I-don't-care-what-you-all-think, all-I-know-is-I'm-fucking-hot-and-only-my-two-piss-minging-friends can-be-called-hot-everyone-else-is-ugly!! Yeah-baby!!!" point because we all know you care bout what we think. You live on other people's opinions. Hell, you moved your blog just cus a few anonymous posters started taking shots at you. People say your tits are too small you stuff tissue in your bra (just like old times). So in all seriousness, grow up, get a spine and get the fuck out of my face.

Maybe I need to change my blog address!! I'm getting insulted wa wa wa. Fucking twat. It's a wonder how Dave lasted so long with you, kudos to the man. I would've killed you in 2 seconds.

P.S. Don't be surprised if the link doesn't work. She's gutless so she'll probably move her blog to avoid the shit she already saw coming.

Anyway, on a lighter note, am gonna play futsal today! Wooh. Gonna see my GIRLFRIEND IN A HAPPY RELATIONSHIP Amanda for lunch then I gotta go cut and dye moi hair. Yes, yes it's true. Wow, I'm out of things to say. So there you have it. Au revoir.

Edit.

:(

----
AHAHHAHAHAH you know what?
i dont give two fucks about what about your fucked up life la seriously.
one, I DONT READ YOUR BLOG but people came and told me that u blogged about me, ey? :)
firstly, i dont intend to even go to your blog and read it myself cos seriously, i have no time for all your trash talks and fucks =) you want me to bring up things about you, ey? oh i have alot to talk about.
----

First things first, 'AHAHAHAHA' is always a sign of denial. It's the "I pretend to laugh so people think I don't care but I actually do". Secondly, how come you start a sentence with "one" then continue to start the other sentence with "firstly"? Thirdly, I happen to have an IP tracker installed and what, do you think I was born yesterday? You're one of my top visitors, I have to thank you for that!

----
firstly, things happened between you and ash. treatening. tsk tsk, there. it's even surpising that you can actually get a girl like her wei. i mean, its pretty obvious who deserves better :) as for manda, i really dont know whats up with that. fucked up personality and, haha im not gonna bring up on the looks and come on, you got dumped by tessa ;)
----

Now, now, did Ash tell you I treatend her? I highly doubt that, her English is better than that. You see, you're missing the point again, I'm nice. Who deserves better? Please, tell me why don't you? Look, just cus Dave will never like you as much as he liked Manda, don't take it out on her. It's not her fault she was born better than you, blame your parents for that, not her. I got dumped by Tessa? Whaa? Erm, dude, it was mutual. She left, we decided to end it, the fuck you on about? :p

----
GO AND ASK DAVE WHATS GOING ON ;) DONT ASSUME. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU KNOW ALOT ABOUT US AND WHAT'S GOING ON. i mean, since u like to know so much about whats going on in my life right. so i assume u wanna know. YEAH, after you know, you can go fuck yourself and bury your shit face.
----

Actually, I don't have to ask Dave. I won't comment any further on this. Because it might get certain people into trouble. Eheheh.

----
and when i heard that you knew about my new blog, i was kinda shocked seriously. you actually made the effort to go and search for my blog, people like you do read my blog ;) talk about being pathetic, go get a fucking life cuntface.
----

In the last paragraph you told me not to assume and in this one you assume I searched for your blog. Have you not heard of the pot and the kettle? I have a life, it's quite a good one too.

----
im not gonna blog about YOUR family problems. oh yes. i kinda know alot about it for some reason. people do gossip about you ;) actually come to think of it, maybe it's cos ure lack of love ;) not hard feelings, just stating my opinion. tee hee.
----

My family problems? My family is divorced, erm, so? I see my Dad frequently and I live with my Mom, what exactly is the problem with that? By the way, it's "no hard feelings", not "not hard feelings".

----
hahhahah, seriously, will we ever get along? im really wondering. neh, dont intend to and im actually glad we were never close. things would be alotttt worst, no? :D
----

Erm, I wouldn't know, I don't assume. And again. Pot. Kettle.

----
guess what? he was staring cock at my friend, riam at ou on monday, you see, you have no idea how many people hate you wei. cos you think every damn person likes you. i do know certain amount of people despise me. at least i know ;) go hang out with people your own age ;) like what you said, and i agreed on: what goes around, comes around. i cant wait for the day when things are so fucked up that u gotta come to me and kiss my foot.
----

Staring cock? Riam has a cock? The fuck? I didn't know that, I swear! I couldn't have been staring cock at her. So she assumed I was staring at cock at her just because I didn't say hi to her? I'm not that close to her, don't see why I need to say hi. So 'staring cock' is what you people call it these days when people don't say hi? You know why I don't know the amount of people who dislike me? Because I simply disregard them and go on living my life. Unlike you, who care so much about what people think.

Kiss your foot? Heh, now that's a bit funny. Why would I want to do that? Seriously, I would very much prefer to donate your whole leg to feed a whole third world country. Have you looked at your thighs, no, seriously?

----
so there, im not gonna make any changes til i actually confirm that you've read this post. after that, go blog what you want, wont give a flying fuck ;)
you might think that my comebacks are shit, but hey, at least i don plan to post every single shitty bit about you ;)
and oh no, dont think dave agrees with you on what you said/think ;)
dang, im actually wasting time on you for this.
well worth.
me not scared :)
----

Yes, yes I have read your post. Yes, yes I will blog whatever I want. Your third sentence made 0 sense so I can't really say anything back. You have no idea what Dave thinks, really. Haha, sorry la Dave, I know you're reading this and I'm sorry I have to use your name so much. How can you be wasting time and say it's worth it? The hell?

I appreciate the fact that you're trying to fight fire with fire. But I'm escalating this one bitch. Keep your eyes peeled.

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Dudu du duuuuuu!

Listening to: John Powell - Phoenix Rises

I love the X-MEN 3 soundtrack. It's great. Anyway, got tagged by Sam Dang! Haha this whole tagging thing is kinda fun.

These are the rules of the tag:

The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points about his/her perfect lover.
Have to mention the gender of his/her perfect lover.
Tag eight other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.
If you are tagged the second time.There is NO need to do this again.
Lastly, most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT.

1) Anyone who knows me knows I can't go out with someone who can't make me laugh. Yes, that's right people, go study joke books now!

2) Has to be confident, must not be some social reject who can't live with herself etc.

3) Probably gonna raise a few eyebrows but must have Chinese blood. Sue me.

4) I must be able to see her frequently. I can't stand being away from my girl for too long. Seriously.

5) Must be someone I can talk to about anything, I suppose. That's what everyone wants right?

6) Must be able to trust me fully and must be someone whom I can trust fully. Two-way trust thing.

7) Must have a sharp nose! Well not sharp, just not flat please. No flat noses!

8) Nice legs. Well doesn't have to be awesome legs but nice legs will do. Yes, I'm a bit shallow. Sorry. Do you guys not like me now?

I tag.. NOBODY! I'm too lazy to leave comments on everybody's blog.

Friday, June 02, 2006

I've seen too many sad eyes look at me..

Listening to: Staind - Reply

I was talking to a very VERY CLOSE FRIEND FROM SRI KDU WHOM I SHALL NOT NAME BECAUSE SHE/HE IS A BLOODY CHICKEN and I realized girls these days are so fucking fucked up. The young ones I mean.

This is a public message to you fucking little kids who haven't even hit puberty yet. Please, keep those fucking mosquito bites in your fucking bras and stop acting like complete and utter twats. Stop acting like fucking Paris Hiltons. None of you are even fit to clean her fucking shoes. My VERY CLOSE FRIEND FROM SRI KDU WHOM I SHALL NOT NAME were talking about the kind of pictures they post on Friendster. It seriously, seriously grosses me out. I know what you lot are thinking now, "If it's so horrible then why bother looking?". I'll tell you why, cus it keeps popping up on my fucking latest updates etc. And fuck you, I'll do what I want to do.

It's as if they're trying to sell their fucking asses online or something. Look, if you're so fucking desperate please go fuck someone who can stand looking at your fucking disgusting pictures and stop posting them on a public site. I think I speak for many, many people when I say it fucking hurts the eye. I will not mention who's who la, don't want to embarrass them (Leena and gang).

Please you girls, I don't give 2 flying fat fucks if you want to go get yourself knocked up but could you please, please, please stop with the advertisements! Be more like Abigail, girls. Perfect example. Just don't be lanci like her. ;)

This message was brought to you by The Almighty with ammo supplied by the VERY CLOSE FRIEND FROM SRI KDU WHOM I SHALL NOT NAME. Anyways, enough with the ugly chicks. Choe tagged me so I gotta do this 10 sexiest females ever thingamajig.

10. German delight, Heidi Klum.

9. Wild Things' Denise Richards. Fucking yum.

8. Marcia 'Mrs. Van de Kaamp' Cross. There's something about her.

7. Kate Beckinsale. Extremely bitey.

6. Victoria Beckham. You might need to be able to bend balls like Becks to score chicks like her.

5. Christina Aguilera. How do you say no to that?

4. Carmen Electra. Needs no explanation.

3. Morgan Webb. Nerdy sexiness!