Saturday, September 30, 2006

WAKE UP!

Listening to: System of a Down - Chop Suey!

I got my laptop wheeee! Grandfather came back from Shit Jia Pour with my laptop today! Muaaahahaa.. Say goodbye, you stupid piece of shit desktop.

My posts are sooooo uninteresting these days. It's like I can't be bothered anymore. Probably cus you're all cunts and I've got a new laptop! I'm going to name her.. Erm.. Hmm..

What should I call my new laptop? Hmm..

I know. Bob. So she's a he now. HA! Bob!

Thursday, September 28, 2006

You have becomeeee..

Listening to: DJ Tiësto - TMF Powermix

Happy anniversary, Arsene. Legend. I know, what a lousy post.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

March oonnnnnn! March onnnnn!

Listening to: Arsenal FC - Boys From Highbury

As much as I love Arsenal, the Arsenal song CDs are just the fucking gayest things ever. It's always great to put it on and sing along after a great victory (ONE NIIIIIIL TO THE ARSSSSSENAL! OOH TO OOH TO BE OOH TO BE A GOONAA!) though. ;) I'm still actually buzzing from the victory. Always great to put one over you cunts.

ANYWAYS, November the 3rd, it's a Friday. Mark your calendars, my band (yes, we are fucking nameless once again thanks to Pin) will be performing at Taylors. We are the main act meaning we will have 2 hours of playtime. Be there or be cunted. It'll be great, I promise. My band I mean, the event, erm, not so sure. They promised us LAP will be some super grand shit but it turned out pretty darn shite.

Proper post to follow.. Someday. Very busy with Agel. No pain no gain, my friends, no pain no gain.

For pictures of me looking rather dashing with earphones stuck up my nostrils go to Babu's blog! I'm out.

Edit.

I remember the day I bought my Xbox 360. I was out with Babu. We had went to Murni for dinner after getting it. I left it in the car, obviously, it's not like I was going to carry it around right? I was worried sick, I thought I was being paranoid. I was really worried that someone might see it and smash my windows to get it. But how can that happen right? So many people, brightly lit area, do they really dare?

The answer is yes, yes they do. Malaysia.. What a shitehole.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

We're not so furiouuuuuuus!

Listening to: JJ and Rudy - Not So Furious

I'm sorry but this remix is WORLD CLASS. Fantastic.

It's 4:14 AM. I have to get up at 6.25 AM. I came extremely close to falling asleep at 12 something but I just didn't. Don't know why.

Babu wake up I wanna talk! I'm bored! I can't sleep! I fucking hate this!

I've been having sleeping problems lately. I believe I'm actually suffering from insomnia. I'm not even sure if that sentence is gramatically correct.

I'm contemplating just pulling a 24 hour. Come home and sleep after the game. Oh right I forgot to tell you gaylords that I have a football game at 7.30 AM. Which is why I'm getting up at 6.25, DUH!

HC if your team let me score a goal tomorrow you may as well just go play football with zombies as I think I'll be one tomorrow. How am I going to play football properly with 2 hours of sleep?

I'm so fucked. Going to attempt to sleep for the 24187598167458973th time now.

Father in Heaven, please help me sleep as this whole sleeping problem is seriously fuc-.. Erm, pissing me off, God. I need sleep God. Why have you forsaken me? Hello? Don't put the phone down like that, it's rude.

Amen.

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I am cunting doomed. I'm pulling an all nighter. I'll go shower and come to your place now Dave. I'll probably buy papers so I won't be bored waiting for you outside your house.

This may be a charm though, the last time I stayed up all night and played football the following morning we beat SMKDJ 4-3. And I scored 2. ;)

I'm here sitting in my boxers, wearing the tightest shirt I have and listening to YMCA at 6 AM in the morning. Feels bizarre.

P.S. I know my desktop is sooooo interesting right. So much to see.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

I was looking for something I couldn't replaaace..

Listening to: Bon Jovi feat. Jennifer Nettles - Who Says You Can't Go Home

If your surname is Hunt, don't name your kid Mike.
If your surname is Taylor, don't name your kid Jenny. Same goes for those whose surname is Tall.

It's true.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

He doesn't look at thing like Jeeeeeesus!

Listening to: The Killers - When We Were Young

This, my friends, is the best picture you will ever find on the internet.

Monday, September 18, 2006

*cough* Mic check, mic check. *cough*

Seems to be working fine. Anyways, what I wanted to say is..

AND IT'S ARRRRRRRRSENALLLLL! ARSSSSSENAL FC! WE'RE BY FARRRRRR THE GREATEST TEAAAAAAM! THE WORLD HAS SEEEEEEEEN!

AND IT'S ARRRRRRRRSENALLLLL! ARSSSSSENAL FC! WE'RE BY FARRRRRR THE GREATEST TEAAAAAAM! THE WORLD HAS SEEEEEEEEN!

ARSSSSENAL ARRRRSENAL ARRRRRSENAL AAAAARRRRRRSENAL!!


Doesn't feel that nice does it now? That's for rubbing it in my face you FUCKERS!

HAHA COME ON ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRSENAL!


Heard of karma? No? Well now you've witnessed it first hand! Hahahahah!

Sunday, September 17, 2006

I'm hurting you agaaaain..

Listening to: Muse - In Your World

Ah, yes, hello. As you can see I've fixed Lauren's button and added Tiffany to the list. Sorry it took so long. I'm a very busy man. *cough*

Yesterday.

Anyways, yesterday was Nick John's 18th birthday party. It was a surprise party. Again. We've had like 3.67 billion surprise parties already this year. Not that I have anything against it but don't you guys think it's getting a bit excessive now? :p Yeah ok whatever. This was a bit of a strange party as his birthday isn't for another week or so!

Gene and Calvin were supposed to be at OU at 5 PM. I went at 5.50 PM and guess what? They weren't there yet. They told me they'd meet me at 5 PM. Yeah I know, they're not very punctual. They finally came at 6.15 followed by Jo who came at 6.30. We got his present and yadda yadda. Jo bought him shoes from Adidas. HEH! Rule number one, NEVER BUY SHOES FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND! She was aware of that as well and she knew a way to reverse the curse. Haha it's so funny.

Erm yeah so anyways, we left OU at 7.15 and arrived at Sri Melaka TTDI at 7.30. John was there already waiting for us. We surprised Nick and yadda yadda. Char, Yi Wen and Wei Lynn came soon after. We ate. A lot. Jun came at 9 because he had to go to church.


Mmm num num num.


Wei Lynn and I. (I was eating ok)


Nick's a Scouser.


Looking a bit clueless there!


Jo and I.


Haha that's so candid. Look at John. What an old fool!


Jun and Char. Soon to be their 9th month now!


One of my closest buddies. Fatboy.


Hahah this is even more candid.


Birthday boy and mua.

We ate and ate and ate and finally left at about 9.45. Jun came so late so he had nothing to eat so we went to the mamak next door. Our long lost buddy Nabil came to join us for a drink. Was good to see him after so long. He's got a nice car. My dream car, to be exact. BMW M3. :(

Chilled at Nasi Kandar Penang till about 11:30 then off we went to Cineleisure. Watched You Me and Dupree or is it You Me Dupree? Whatever. It was quite ok. Not great but not bad.

Got home at about 2.30. Had free tickets to Thirst but I skipped it for you Nicko! If you're reading this I wanna say I love you man. Eventhough you tore my ligaments 2 years ago.

It's a funny story, we were playing futsal, he had the possession so I made quite a heavy tackle on him. I kicked his leg so damn hard that the impact actually tore my ligaments. I couldn't walk for the following 3 weeks. And him? Nothing. Not even a fucking bruise!

Today.

We planned to go out to watch the games tonight but all of a sudden everyone decides to be fucking lame and wanna stay home. God what a bunch of losers my friends are.

Whatever it is,

COME ON YOU RIP ROARING REDS!

Friday, September 15, 2006

Pa pa pa paaaaa pap ap ap aaaa..

Listening to: DJ Tiësto - Lethal Industry

There is no proper way to pronounce my blog name. It's not "Eem geen", it's not "I'm gyne" and it's certainly not "I'm Gene". Stop asking. That is all.

P.S. I lied bout the buttons. Will do it in the next update. :p

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

On your feet!

Listening to: DJ Tiësto - He's A Pirate

I've stopped playing with my XBOX. Why? I'll tell you why.

For some reason while playing Oblivion, I started thinking about life. In Oblivion everything is so real, it's almost like living a second life. So I started thinking about how we communicate. I started thinking about really complex stuff like as mentioned, communication and how people start liking and disliking other people. I started thinking about pain. What is pain? Pain is just a feeling. Why can't we overcome it? I started thinking about a lot of other things. I started thinking of what it would be like to be able to control time, what it would be like to be able to fast forward time.

No, it wasn't Click inspired, it was Oblivion inspired. Anyone who's played Morrowind/Oblivion will know that you can fast forward time. I started thinking if we could really fast forward time, would we remember what we had just fast forwarded through? Would we?

I started thinking about life again. What I'm going to do with my life. Will I cut it in the music industry or will I have to go into another field? Do I have to venture outside my comfort zone? Will I like it in Singapore?

You know.. I just started thinking. That's why I stopped playing.

Either that or my controller just ran out of battery and I just made all that shit up cus I'm bored. Up to you to believe whatever you want to believe. HAHA.

Aaanyways, I'm not completely back, you cunts. I finished Dead Rising. It's the best thing ever. I swear. Anyone who doesn't enjoy it needs to be chopped up into 80 pieces or something. It's fucking great. Even the ladies will enjoy slashing up a zombie or two. Aye.

Erm yeah, strayed off topic. Damn XBOX. My life is in the shits right now and it's all your fault! If only there wasn't such a thing as technology, there wouldn't be no sodding XBOX!

FUCK strayed off topic again. What I really wanted to say was..

Today was Zyran's farewell party. Here are some pictures. I am too lazy to elaborate.


Fazliana and mua.


Pin's Climacool-Ventilation socks.


The departee and me.

Sad. I am actually sad to see that crazy ass go. Look at him with his big smile and all. Recently took off his braces and he's showing off his perfect teeth. Heh! Anyways, Zyran, if you're reading this I want you to know you've been fucking great to be around. Whenever I'm around you Malay cunts (don't take offense if you don't know who I'm refering to you fucking twats) I never stop laughing. You're a fucking great drummer and I've learned a lot from you. You actually taught me to drive as well man. Thanks for everything, take care and good luck in the UKs. God (my God) bless you. Waa I feel like crying. Hate seeing friends go and in this case, a 6 year old friend. Again, all the best and I'll see you soon.

And in other news you're all gay!

Here are 2 pictures thrown in for good measure.


Taken ages ago. Just thought I'd post it up cus it's fuhhhnny. To me anyway.


My workshop. My workstation. The place I spend at least 10-12 hours a day. (Yeah I have a flowery bedsheet. I think it's manly.)

I am knackered. Arsenal are playing tomorrow night. We are shit. I think we will hammer Hamburg though. Ha ha hammer Hamburg. It rhymes. We will rip Hamburg a new one. There, that didn't rhyme. I'm off.

Oh shit, one more thing, sorry bout the button Lauren. You know how it is. With my work (heh), my life (heh), my workout (heh) and the XBOX and all that. I promise the next update will be acompanied with a few new buttons. Don't know when that will be as I just purchased Saints Row. HA HA I'LL SEE YOU GUYS IN ANOTHER LIFE! ADIOOOOOOOOS!

Prison Break Season 2 here I come!

Thursday, September 07, 2006

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

Listening to: The voices in my head

Goodbye fresh air.
Goodbye blue skies.
Goodbye trees.
Goodbye outside world.
Goodbye all my friends.
Goodbye social life.
Goodbye mommy.
Goodbye One Utama.



I'll see you guys in 6 years. I've just committed social suicide.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Faalling.. Six hours from morning..

Listening to: DJ Tiësto - Mindcircus

3 hours of sleep is all I've had. I need at LEAST 5. I feel crazy. But crazy people don't know they're crazy. But I feel crazy. What does that make me? Mindcircus is playing and anyone who knows this song knows it's a crazy stoner song. It's making me feel a bit dizzy and mad. I don't even know why I'm updating. Probably because I'm bored. And feeling a bit crazy.

Anyways, to all you fucking cunts who disrespect Steve Irwin, just fuck off and die, ok? That man was a fucking great guy who dedicated his life (Erm, literally) to his job. His passion for his job and for the animals was hard to ignore, whenever I saw him on TV it always made me feel like going out there and doing something good for someone. It made me so sad to see him cry when his crocodile passed away.

He's done more good than any of you cunts can ever dream of doing so respect the guy. Hell, he died filming a documentary for his daughter.

A bit late but I sure hope you're resting in peace now Steve-O.

Now, on to lighter topics, you're all gay! I can't bring myself to post a proper update anymore. I blame it all on Prison Break. Even after I've seen all the episodes I can't stop thinking about it. I swear, everything I do now reminds me of Prison Break. Before I do anything I would think to myself, "What would Scofield do?".

You're right, I am crazy.

Oh one more thing, come back in about 10 hours and I'll show you all why I'm about to commit social suicide.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

I keep dreaming you'll be with me..

Listening to: Nickelback - Far Away


1990 and 2005.

Amazing. Will be missed.

Monday, September 04, 2006

Sorry.

Sorry I've not been updating. Sorry I've been away. Sorry nobody's heard from me.

I've made the wrong turn. I decided to start. I thought all I'd do was 1 that night but I ended up doing 8. I did another 5 the following night and another 3 the night after. Last night I did 2.

I'm addicted. I can't pull myself away from it. It's taken control over me.

I've almost completely lost track of what's happening in the outside world (Apart from Steve Irwin's passing which I am completely fucked off by, I loved the guy, RIP Steve-O) and I lose track of time everytime I start.

Shit. I need help. I'm addicted to..