We hopeeee you enjoyed your staaaaay!

Listening to: The Killers - Exitlude

Sam's Town is the greatest album of the year. Without a doubt. But you already know that so go kill yourself.

Anyways, woke up at 7.30 AM today. I fucking know. What the fuck right? Seven fucking thirty AM. I slept at 11 plus last night so I guess it's alright. Wanted to go to the gym but I had plans. I had to stay home to wait for something to arrive. And it did.


Same as before. Call me.

Anyways, after that had arrived I went out to meet David and HC at Sedap. Again! I know! Chilled a bit then we went to Dave's house for PES!! Hahaha I love that game. Greatest game ever. Dave had to go out after that so HC and I went over to my place instead.

Played more PES for hours and hours man.


Wow HC's leading 4-0!
..


..Against my cunting 9 year old brother! And look at him, looking all proud about it! God, some people! :p

After that my brother WHOOPED HIS ASS in Guitar Hero. The little bugger has actually gotten pretty good at it. The little cunt.

Anyways, after that I sent HC back and went to the gym. Met up with Don for dinner after. Came home and here I am.

Just wanna throw in this picture for fucks. I think it's nice.


[a very good joke] YEAH IT'S MY CIGARETTE MOTHA FUCKA! [/a very good joke]

Edit.

When boredom strikes..


TU-DU-DU-DU TU-DU-DU-DU!

Hahaha sorry boys, I was bored.

You've alreaaady lost..

Listening to: Dashboard Confessional - Dusk And Summer

Oh man, Dashboard are officially my second favourite band after The Killers. Yes, yes they are.

Yesterday.

Had lunch at the Curve with Javan then went to the gym. Went to OU after gym to meet up with Gene and Nad. Bought 2 pieces of jersey tops from Topman. Dunno why I'm telling you that but I am. And you just read it. And I'm sure you don't know why you did that either.

Anyways yeah, we walked around a bit then left to Gene's place to "rest". We chilled there for about an hour then we made plans with Stupid Bitch Charlynne Wong Charlynne Wong Charlynne Wong Charlynne. She doesn't know where her "Wong" is! So it can be either at the front or at the back of her name. How cool is that..


Didn't come out the way I wanted it to. Haha. I'm still learning ok, don't give me that look.

Anyways, we went to the Curve at 9 plus. Because the bitch ass mo'focka Charlynne Wong Charlynne Wong Charlynne was tooo busy for us. We had initially planned to eat at Genki Sushi but it was just about to close when we got there. All that Bitch's fault. I hope you don't mind me calling you bitch but you're such a bitch! I really wanted to eat Japanese. Not Japanese people, Japanese food you sick bastards! The Japanese people are the real sick bastards though, eating dogs and shitting in each other's mouths. Yucks.

But um yeah, we finally decided on Thai Express.








Tub Tim Grob, motha fuckas!

It was very good but very costly. I paid RM35 for all that. Oh I had a bowl of Tom Yam which I barely touched as well. It was tasty but fucking spicy. Not a bad place to eat if you've got cash. I would actually highly recommend it.

Yeah so after dinner we walked around the Curve some more.







Haha yeah I know, where the fuck did Nick come from? We bumped into him. I had actually bumped into him earlier that day when I was going for lunch. How crazy is that ey!

Anyways yeah, after that we all went home cus we all needed to take a dump. Including The Bitch. Yucks.

No I'm kidding. But you never know!

Today.

I've been doing a whole lot of nothing. Oh wait, I actually finished up Gears of War. Good fun.

I woke up early cus I expected the 'package' to arrive today but I called the dude and he said he only sent it this morning so it's only going to arrive tomorrow.

Bleh. I think I'm going to the gym soon. Cus I'm fat. A bit.

Something's just about to break..

Listening to: Breaking Benjamin - The Diary of Jane

Ah, hello! I've been so busy. I really wanted to do a V3 in conjunction with my blog's boifday. I've been running around messing with my camera which I have to say is fucking excellent. Love it. Anyways, so what's been happening in the past few days? Here's a quick roundup for ya.

Friday.

I don't remember what I did in the day. Fo' real. Crap. Wait, I think I do. OH yes, I went to the gym at 10 AM then met up with Colin at the Curve. We then went to pick Hoong Chun and his very obviously upset girlfriend! HC, treat your GF better la. :p (It's a joke, just in case you didn't notice)

You have to tell these sort of things to HC. He's like that. Like last week or something, David, Colin, HC and I went for breakfast at Taman Megah. We had breakfast at this dim sum place. David and I got there first so I called HC who was in the other car with Colin. I told HC to tell Colin we're at some place which is situated in the same row as Fatty Crab. After waiting for about 15 minutes Colin and HC finally arrived. David asked Colin what the fuck too them so long. I mean, they already knew we were near Fatty Crab, right? Anyways, here's how the conversation went (from what I remember, ok):

David: Eh which way did you guys use la?
Me: Yeah, I told HC we're in the same row as Fatty Crab.
Colin: Huh? Where got?
HC: Huh? Fatty Crab? Oh I thought it was Buddy Club..
Colin: Oh yeah he told me that but I asked him if it was a pub.

Needless to say, the inevitable explosion of laughter followed.

FUCK, I've completely strayed off topic. But that had to be told. And you have to admit, it was pretty funny. Ok, so where was I? Ah yes.

We picked HC and Nicole up and went to OU. HC had to send Nicole back cus I dunno why so Colin and I just chilled at OU thinking of what to have for lunch. When HC came back we decided we wanted to have Sedap so we drove to Aman Suria. And had Sedap. Yep. Went to Colin's house after to play some Winning Ereven. I kicked HC's ass. HAHA.

I don't remember what I did after. I know I went to Pin's place cus the band had to meet up to finish our original song (which is done and fuck damn, it's good.. To me anyway).

After that I went to pick Babu up and off to Laundry Bar we went!


Look at her taking pictures of herself!

Har har. Got there and just chilled. Yep, chilled.







Yeah. Chilled. We went driving around and chilled some more then I sent that Babu home.

Saturday.

Woke up at fucking 9.45 AM cus I was having breakfast with David and HC. Met them at Sedap. Chilled. Went to David's house after to play Winning Eleven. Got my ass whooped. I think I won one game but I can't remember against who.

After that I went home to change and went to OU with David to meet Manda! We had lunch at Wong Kok. Again. I think I've eaten there at least 100 times there this year. It's crazy. David had lunch with us then he had to go. Babu and I walked around and then decided we wanted to go batting! So we did!


Me or as they call me in South Africa, Super-Awesome.


Babu not looking like she's having too much fun.


Told her to strike a pose.. And she did that!

I am actually getting a hang of it. It's becoming easier and easier. I can actually aim where I want to hit the ball now and I can actually hit it with a considerable amount of power now. It's fun but expensive. For 2 people, that is.

Check this out!







Haha. To prove it's not as easy as it looks! Those are Babu's battle marks! She hit the ball and it spun and it hit her foot. Hehe it was so funny. But I'm not laughing at you Babu!




Yes, us again.

The quality of the photos are so shit cus my mommy had to use the camera so I didn't have it that day. :(

Babu went home after batting and so did I. Met up with the band at Pin's place again later that day then with Mah, HC, Dave, Don and Colin even later. I'm going up to Genting with that group this year and fuck, am I excited! Couple'a more days left now, booiyz.

Went home after.

Sunday.

Ah, Sunday, the return of Omska.

Nadhir's back so we all planned to go out. Picked Pin up and went to SS2. Met Nad at McD's. It was nice to see him again! Although fucking bald now.




Nad. Bald.


I felt the need to put this picture up cus it's a special picture. I will forever want to remember why I took it so yeah. Hahahaha.

After lunch we went to CG. Gene came not long after. Played for a few hours.







HAHAHAA. Those pictures are just fucking funny. I didn't take them in quick succession if that's what you're thinking. Hahahaa. Oh God Pin, you're turning into your Dad. Hahaha..

After that we went for a drink in DJ where Isa met up with us and off to jamming it was. Practiced from 6.30 to 8.45. Went to Arkakaya where we were having our auditions. Met up with Nat there.


Yep. Nat. Hahaha.

It was our turn to audition at 9.30. The audition process was fucking cool, I thought. The main dude could've been a bit more friendly though, I thought. All in all, I have to say it went pretty ok. All we can do right now is just wait and hope that we make the finals. 27 bands are participating in this and only 8 will make the final cut. Eeergh, so stressful just thinking about it. I am confident, though.

After auditions we went to DJ to have a very, very late dinner. Everything was closed and there's just no fucking way in hell was I going to eat at Jelutong after reading Nat's blog. Very gross.

So we decided we'd have pizza at Dominos. So we did. Isa had the gold card so we bought 2 pizzas and got 2 free. Hahaha fucking ace! While waiting, well, we took more pictures.


Pin's such a stoner.


Fucking flying monkey kung fu!


Reminds me of a villain from some movie. Can't put my finger on it.


The flying air-guitarist.


I don't even know what this is. Just know he could've landed on his back and smashed his head on the ground. Still funny though! Hahaa.


Looks like he was gonna land on me or something.

Yeah I know. We've got nothing better to do sometimes. Most of the time, actually.

Went to Pin's place. Finished the Pizzas. Sent Isa home. Came home and here I am typing all this shit out. Ace.

Gotta sleep soon. Probably meeting the booiyz for lunch then it's off to the gym for me.

Goodnight, cunty cuntilingus!

Here in this diaaaaaary!

Listening to: The Ataris- In This Diary

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLOG! 24th November was the birthday of Imgine! One year on and I still don't know what it means or how to pronounce it. I wanted to make a v3 but I've been so fucking busy. Sad, sad.

Ok it's late. I need to sleep.

'APPY BOIFDAY, BLOG!

Me and Cinderella..

Listening to: Wallflowers - One Headlight

I couldn't choose a more appropriate song to go with this post. This post is for my Manda Panda!

She's sleeping right now. And I've been thinking. I don't even know why. Maybe it's the song. What would I do without her? What would life be like? As you can see this post is already taking a plunge into Cornyland so if you ain't into that stuff, feel free to hit Back on your browser.

I've known Babu for roughly 14 months now and all 14 of them have been amazing. Apart from that one month when she left. Haha, she came back so it's all good! Haha.

I'm going to make this quick and short so that means I'm going to stop typing right now. 14 pictures representing the 14 amazing months (and if I'm not mistaken, they're all organized in the right months!).



We've been going out for 9 months and are quick approaching the 10th.

I love you Babu!

I am soooooo corny that my mom wants to rename me as Cornilious! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Goodnight.

P.S. Tomorrow (the 24th) is a special day! Make sure you come back on the 25th! Hee hee!

I've waited all myyy lifee..

Listening to: Ryan Cabrera - True

This song is the ultimate gaylord song. But I like it. Takes me back. But yeah, it's the ultimate gaylord song and since we're on the topic of songs - not gaylords - I want to tell you about my band!

We had our first practice in 2473223 years today. We've got a Battle coming up soon (auditions this Sunday, we are such last minuter people) so yeah, we basically started practicing. The thing about this Battle is it's only for people who are older than 18 so unfortunately, the new boy Naj can't join us this time. It's a real shame. So we brought in Nat for extra rhythm instead!

We replaced Nad with Naj and now Nat's taking Naj's place. That can be some sort of tongue twister but that's for another day.

Here are two sneak peaks at what we're going to perform at the Battle should (when) we get past the auditions. Sneak. Peak. It may be a bit dodgy but we're rusty, we've not played in ages.

Anyway, here are some pictures of.. Wait for it.. Wait for it..

Red Dominos. It was Pin's idea, please direct all your confused, idiotic faces at Pin, not me. I wanted St. Banana which I personally think is fucking awesome.




Fo' real.

Yes, I'll remember not to wear a cap when I have short hair next time. I look like wank.

Anyways, Arsenal v Hamburger in a bit. Gotta go shower. Just played futsal. Well not JUST, more like 3 hours ago. Eurgh.

Edit.

Oh my God. Funniest. Avertisement. EVER.



Thanks to Elia for the link. She's got nothing better to do than surfing YouTube I think! Hahaha.

WATCH IT OR DIE!

Beauty isss what eyes behold..

Listening to: Audioslave - Yesterday to Tomorrow

So lately I've been going to the gym a lot. I usually go to the sauna after I work out just to chill and relax my mind. I usually just meditate. Meditating requires a lot of deep breathing, as you would know. Or not. Whatever. But anyways.. Every time I take a deep breath in I realize something.

I realize my mucus goes hard. And it becomes very hard to breathe.

Just thought I'd let you know.

And here's our new national hero!


CICAK MAN!

Whoever came up with that is an absolute legend. Fo' real, niggaz.

Why did you have to go?

Listening to: Avril Lavigne - Don't Tell Me

Alo alo alo! I got meself a new camera! Not some super huge professional canggih manggih camera, just a basic Sony camera la.


Sony DSC-N2!

I've been looking around for a camera lately and when Manda told me bout the whole touch-screen focus thing I knew I HAD to get this one! So I did. And it's fucking excellent!





I think the quality is supoib, the anti-shake is awesome and you're all cunts.

Money well spent? Time will tell.

I've purchased so many gadgets this year I think I'm going to review them all and choose my favourite gadget of the year! Yes, yes I think I'll do that!

Ok, that's all.

Oh actually there's one more thing, I know I already wished them but I feel the need to do it once more as tomorrow is the "actual" starting day so, good luck and all the best to all the Form 5 boiyz and gurlz. Not you though, you can go die. =D

Adios!

I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of paaaaain!

Listening to: Guns 'N Roses - Sweet Child of Mine


Merci Beaucoup, everybody.

I personally didn't think I'd be getting that sort of hits. Cheers.

..You cunts.

What goes arouuund..

Listening to: Timo Mass - To Get Down



Fazil fell for her first.. I just followed cus I thought it was a trend!

I can't say I blame you now..

Listening to: Dashboard Confessional - Rapid Hope Loss

Hey, I have 3 men's Big Ponies for sale. CALL me for details. You know my number.

Black base white Pony size S - 2.
White base navy Pony size S - 1.

Adios.

You'll think of meee..

Listening to: Keith Urban - You'll Think of Me

Ah, good morning one and all! I have good news for you cunts..










That is sooo sexy.

All who ordered from me, ring me. Your Ponies are here.

All around me are familiar faccess..

Listening to: Gary Jules - Mad World

Oh my God. Desperate Housewives S03E07 has got to be the fucking greatest episode of any series I have ever seen. It is just so fucking good. It's so good I had to blog about it. Fucking tops.

Edit.

Apparently SPM is starting soon. It's fricking ass motha fucka crazy how fast time flies. I looked at my photos folder and went one year back and this is what I found:



Hahahaha. Nat in all her glory. We were actually at the Tropicana library.. Studying. Yeah, studying. I remember that library. Ah the memories. I remember that's where the whole Isa-Fardina thing started as well. Hahahaha! Don't look at me like you don't know what's going on!

Anyways, what I really want to say is good luck to all you guys. And girls. Some of you girls, anyway. Some should just die but that's an entirely different story.

All the best and if you studied hard, just do your utmost best. As long as you give it your best shot you've pretty much done your job, in my opinion. Que sera sera.

To those who've seen the DVD I gave you guys, use "it". It'll help.

Good luck ladies. It's not as hard as people make it out to be.

I waaaaaant you to waant mee..

Listening to: Letters to Cleo - I Want You to Want Me



That is one seriously mental baby. My kid better have that sort of sense of humour or I'm throwing him away!



That dude is seriously mental for other reasons. Watch it. He is so fucking amazing it's unbelievable.

So sexy almost evil..

Listening to: Crazy Town - Butterfly

Hello. Modem got fried by the lightning a few days ago. Cunting lightning.

I am addicted to the stupid Paris Hilton song. Dave's been singing it nonstop in the past 2 days. The song actually drives me a bit mad but Christ on a fucking bike it's addictive.

Nothing to update, cannot be arsed.

There were nights when the wind was soooo cold!

Listening to: Celine Dion - It's All Coming Back To Me Now

..What? It's a classic, ok. Haha. My mom took my curtains off and she forgot to put them back. Great.

But anyways, today's post isn't about curtains not being put up or about classic songs, it is in fact about one of my best pal's 18th birthday.

Saturday.

I woke up at 10 AM to go catch a movie with HC, Cal, Dave and Dave's super blur-looking dad. Oh my God Dave's dad seriously looks blur man! Hahaha it's seriously so hard to believe he's such a successful person just by looking at him. It's like he hides all that genius under a sheet of disguise. It really is funny.

Anyways, reached OU at about 11 AM, met up with HC and Dave. Cal came shortly after. Lined up for about 3.6 million years to buy drinks. God, the service at GSC is really fucking rubbish. Utter, utter bollocks. It's like they have retards for workers (no offense to the retards who read my blog). We finally got in at 11.15 AM or something. Movie had started already. Right, no shit.

That wasn't going to be a problem though. Why? Because we watched The Covenant. And it was fucking crap. It was a real stinker. I would die if I had to sit through that again. Thanks for the free movie though, Dave. Why isn't my Dad working for star or some shit like that.. That way I'd get to watch free movies all the time!

After the movie we went to visit Mah. He was telling us about how there's this new chick working with him and all so we flew over there. Saw her. No big deal la. Mah's such an exaggerator. We went to have lunch. Tiffany and Mah joined us. Hehe something funny happened but go ask them yourself.

After lunch we headed off to my place to voom-voom-voom-voom-voom-voom! Hahaha. Oh wait no! We actually went to Babu's place to drop off her Pink Ponies. Real beauty! After THAT we went to my place. We played TV games. On a Saturday. Yerp. It was good fun ok, NFS: Carbon, Pro Evo 6 and all. Good fun.

Left my house at 6.30 or something to go pick Nat up. Picked her up. Dropped Dave and HC back and off we went to Pin's dinner at OU Italiannies.

Most of his friends were there already when we got there. Andrew, Derrick, Roy, Gene, I think. I can't remember. Wei Lynn and Cal arrived soon after. Some really dumb shit happened but I'm too tired to elaborate on it. It was Wei Lynn being extremely straightforward again.




Miss Wishful and myself.


4 life, niggaz.

Yeah. We ate and shit. Haha no we didn't like eat and shit at the same time. That would be gross. Reminds me of Casper the Friendly Ghost. The fucking cunt swallowed his food and it dropped out of his arse! Or was it Casper's friends? Stupid shit man!


Nat "going to the toilet"! Haha!

His friends surprised him with a cake. Or something. I don't know. I was in the toilet.




Italiannies staff singing for Pingu. Not very good, if I may say so.

After that we just basically chilled. Talked, talked and talked. About everything, really. Good stuff, bad stuff, idiots, bitches, morons, voyeurs and the likes.



After that we headed off to Center Point. Bernard's. They drank.. And drank.. And drank.. And drank. Me? I didn't have a sip of anything. I don't drink. Don't know why. We watched football etc etc. Yeah, it was basically more chilling until one of Pin's friend looked like he was going to die. They needed to send him home so we all left and met up at Big Mamak SS2.

Chilled SOME MORE. Then we went to CG. Played CS. A bit boring. Very tiring. Came home at 3.30 AM.

Very tiring. What a long day. Another 6 hours and I would've been up for 24 hours. Cunts.

Anyways. Happy Birthday, Pingu. Hope you have many, many happy returns. You're one of my closest friends and I hope you feel privileged! Haha, kidding. You're a great person, you always seem to find the light in complete darkness. And I mean it.. You cunt.

HAPPY 18TH, MR. CHIA.
Now it's time for me to fucking get some rest. Do something like sleep, or something.

Oh btw, someone died at Fitness First The Curve today. Shit damn fuck. That is mad. I called my friend who works there and he told me the fella just collapsed from a heart attack. 42 year old. Scary shit man.

Makes you appreciate life a bit more, I guess.

Goodnight cunts.

I will try to find my place in the diary of Janeeee!

Listening to: Breaking Benjamin - The Diary of Jane

Oh my God you know today I was driving to the gym and I heard this HUGE explosion! 2 cars collided and they BOTH exploded! Fucking hell!





Oh my God man.. It was like the whole area vibrated when the cars exploded. Apparently it was a Proton Wira and a Hyundai Matrix. The Wira had nitros inside or something that's why it exploded. Crazy shit man. Scary as hell.

Actually no, I'm just kidding. It was some irresponsible cunts burning shit. As though they're upset about the haze going away or something.

Stupid cunts.

Edit.


PINGU.

How interesting, non?