On broken wings I'm faaaaaallin!
Listening to: Alter Bridge - Broken Wings
First things first, let me warn you that the following post consists of 250++ images so if your connection or PC can't handle it you may as well wait till the post goes off the main page, aite.
Secondly, MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU UTTER, UTTER CUNTS! Or Happy Boxing Day. Whatever floats your boats, yaw.
Thirdly, nothing.
So anyways, let me take you back all the way to December 18th. Ok? Ok.
Tuesday 12th December
I seriously don't remember what happened in the day. All I remember was I met up with Don, Mah, Colin and David to do shopping for our Genting trip which was on the 19th. We met up at Tesco!
While shopping I thought about inviting Nad along cus I felt bad that he couldn't come to Langkawi with the older group. So I did. And he agreed to come. Talk about short notice!
We all went back early that night to get a good sleep.
Wednesday 13th December, Genting Day 1
Nad came to my place in the morning. We played PS2. Haha, I remember that cus Nad was shouting and screaming as if he was at Old Shitfford. We went to meet the guys at Kayu for lunch! Well not all of them, Don was too fucking busy eating at home that he decided he'd join up with us "later". Yeah. Like much, much later.
It started to rain like hell during lunch. Yeah. Erm. Anyways. After lunch, we all went to meet up at the Taman Paramount LRT station. It was fucking hectic cus it was raining like hell. Good fun, though. Hahaha.
We hung around the station for like 1 1/2 hours cus some guy was REALLY late. Fucking, fucking late. And yeah, we did some stupid shit.
Well Don finally arrived after like 3 billion years and our journey from Taman Paramount to Gombak began!
The journey took us about 1 hour but it felt like much faster. Don't know why. Must be the company. Haha. Anyways yeah, we finally arrived at Gombak at around 4 PM. Bought our bus tickets and got in line!
The bus arrived at 4.30 PM.
The bus ride was about half an hour. We were very, very noisy at the back. Hahaha. As we got off at the cable car station, the cunt of a bus driver being all cunty. He said "you guys dunno how to keep quiet in a bus ah?". Cunt of the highest order, man. It was kinda funny though. The fucking bus driver cunt.
Yeah anyways, it was cable car time. Oh dear. Anyone who knows me well must know I am absolutely petrified of heights. It is probably my worst fear EVER. I am so fucking afraid of heights.
After about 15 minutes of hell we arrived at the peak of Genting Highlands! Woohoo! Weather was supoib. It was very, very nice!
Walked to fucking First World.
Checked in and shit. We all took a shower and off we went in search of food!
FOOD! We were all starving so we decided that our first dinner had to be the cheapest and the most filling. Yeap. That's right.
We went the cunting car-park mamak.
Most of us had like 3 million roti canais. I swear, eating hot roti canai with hot dahl in 18 degrees is one of the fucking greatest things ever. It is proof that God truly exists.
As you can see we enjoyed our dinner very, very much.
After dinner we walked around. Explored. Took pics. Etc, etc.
We got tired of walking so we went back to the room to play Winning Eleven!! Woohoo! Had shedloads of fun. Yeah it's like a tradition to bring a PS2 up to Genting every year. Heh.
We got a bit bored so we all went down to Starbucks to have a nice Hot Chocolate.
After that we just went back and got some sleep.
Thursday 14th December, Genting Day 2
Woke up early for breakfast. Only 4 people could go for breakfast at once so we went first that day. We came back and played a bit of this oh so very fun tennis game on the PS2 for a bit while waiting for the other room to get ready. It was theme park day!
The cunts got ready and off we went. We were getting in for free cus you-know-who has a you-know-what of a dad. Don't wanna reveal names here lest they could get kidnapped. :p
The first ride we wanted to go on was the Flying Coaster. While lining up I saw this beng with this shirt with this stupid caption. Fucking dumb. I can't stand such stupid shit.
What the fuck right? Anyways, yeah.
Mad. Fun. Hahaha. We went on that ride another 3 times cus they had this promotion shit which allows us to go on it like 5 times for 10 bucks. As I said, mad fun.
Headed straight for the Corkscrew after that. You can see what happened on the Corkscrew at Nadhir's blog. Haha.
Yeah. Waiting so eagerly.
We just walked around doing what everyone does at a theme park after that.
We got hungry so we went for lunch! After lunch we just chilled around wasting time. We went back to the room to rest and shit. We would regret that later on.
We decided to go back to the theme park to finish up the important rides at around 8 when, yep, it started raining.
CUNTING SODDING HELL!
I was well annoyed. We didn't get to ride the Solero Shot. For once in the past 5 years I've broken tradition. No Solero! Raining! Cunt.
Rain = very cold = mist. Lots of mist = cool pictures.
Yeah. I know. So repetitive. After everything dried up we got a chance to go for the worst ride ever. A ride Nadhir so desperately wanted to go on. The Pirate Ship.
One look at that picture and you can tell we didn't exactly enjoy ourselves. It was fucking shit. Whoever designed that ride has committed a crime of fucking Biblical proportions.
We found more lights so..
Reminds me a bit of the Linkin Park video Faint.
We left the cunting theme park in disappointment. Went to Pizza Hut for dinner. Went back to the room and I konked out. The rest played some stupid water drinking game. Haha.
Friday 15th December, Genting Day 3
Same routine. The other room went for breakfast. Our room slept in. We finally decided to get off our lazy arses late in the afternoon.
We walked around doing fuckall again. It's just too much fun!! We finally decided to sit down to enjoy the weather. Yep.
We got back up and went walking around some more. Too much fun. Heh these pictures are funny. I set the timer at 2 second thinking I was so fast and all and well.. I'm not.
Mah and Nad were doing crazy stuff on the road. They were step-overing oncoming traffic. Mah did his stepover as a motorcyclist approached and you could see the poor dude on the motorcycle didn't know what to do! Left or right! Left or right! Fucking funny.
HC thought it was so much fun so he joined in too.. He shouldn't have.
He popped his shoe. HAHAHA!
We walked around more and found this Japanese looking place. We did what we do best.
Walked around more. Took more pictures.
We finally decided to go back indoors after that. Relaxed and chilled then it was off to the haunted house attraction thing.
No pictures from that, obviously. Have to say, even after going there 3 times, it was fucking fun and scary as ever! It was more fun than scary this time. It was just hardcore laughter. I laughed so hard my stomach cramped up.
We went for dinner at the mamak again after that and walked around some more.
Chilled at Starbucks again.
Ho ho fuckin' ho, hoes.
I really don't remember what we did after that, perhaps one of you cunts can remind me? I think we just went back to the rooms. But I don't think we did that. I dunno, I can't remember. Whatever it is, that was pretty much it.
Saturday 16th December, Genting Day 4
It was the final day. Woke up. Checked out. Took a group picture which I seriously didn't want to put up for obvious reasons.
Went to the cable car place and off we went.
Got back down, took a bus to KL Central, had lunch at McD's and then we all went back to our respective LRT stations. End of Genting trip.
Sunday 16th December
I went to the Curve to meet up with Babu! We went for Japanese then we walked around aimlessly!
Haha I know. We didn't do much. We discovered this place at Cineleisure that had this cool metallic door the had a sign above it saying "Experience The Thrill". Looked like some entrance to a theme park. Surely they aren't building another indoor theme park? Time will tell I guess.
Monday 18th December, Langkawi Journey
I very nearly pulled out of Langkawi cus I was feeling really, really sick. But anyways..
Met up with Old Balls, Jun and Char in the day. Went to OU. Did fuckall. Went to the Curve for dinner. Gene joined us after dinner.
Left the Curve and headed off to Jalan Duta. Met up with the rest there. The rest as in Pin, Wen and Roy.
Our bus arrived at 9.45. The ride started at 10 PM sharp if I'm not mistaken.
Jun was following bus. Haha. He was doing all sorts of crazy stuff. He tried to stop the bus once. Damn funny. Oh before I go on I have to thank Jun for sending us all to the station, fucking nice of him.
I think that's a cool pic. Those are his old HIDs. His new HIDs are literally BLINDING. They are SO fucking bright but yeah, anyways..
Tuesday 19th December, Langkawi Day 1
We FINALLY arrived at Kuala Perlis at 4 fucking AM in the morning. We were approached by these fucking touts. Gave us so much shit man. I was so annoyed with him. Made a deal with him for a car. Oh and during the negotiation the fucking funniest thing ever happened. I'm not going to reveal it here but I just want to mention it I can read back next time and laugh my fucking bollocks off. HAHAHAHAHA! I WILL NEVER FORGET. "Wah.. SO CHEAP!". HAHAHA.
Oh man. Inside joke. Cunts.
Anyways, we all walked to the jetty. It was a bit scary. Dark and scary. Didn't help that it was 5 AM in the morning either. Bought our ferry tickets and just waited. The ferry was coming at 6 AM.
Very long wait. The ferry finally came at like 6.15 AM.
The ferry ride was fucking 1 hour long. It was FREEZING as well.
We FINALLY arrived at Langkawi Island at 7 AM sharp.
Went to negotiate for our car then went for breakfast at this really shitty coffee shop. It wasn't too bad actually. It's just that Langkawi is so.. Langkawi.
After breakfast we went to our hotel! We were staying at Langkasuka Beach Resort!
We couldn't check in cus we arrived at like 11 AM. Fucking cunty man. We just sat around and slept on the couches in the lobby.
We finally managed to check in cus Charlynne went and bugged them to give us a fucking room. Charlynne's so irritating I would've given her a fucking suite! Haha no I'm kidding, she's just a bitch, that's all.
We all slept till like evening then it was off to the beach! We didn't go to our hotel beach cus it wasn't very happening. There was like nobody there. We went to erm, fuck. I don't remember what it's called. Chenang beach I think.
The beach was quite nice. It was fucking sunny but it wasn't hot. I loved it.
We pretty much played football and took pictures. Haha. We decided to take pictures of us in midair. Now that was fun.
We got bored of that so we did the whole silhouette thing.
We got bored of that and stopped taking pictures altogether. We started playing with sand. They started playing with sand, anyway. I never get tired of taking pictures.
That got boring so we came up with something new.
Awesome. The sun was setting so erm, we took more pictures? Hahahaha.
Gene was building a ship.
Gene was making turtle eggs to piss someone off. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out who. Turtle = penyu. Go fucking figure.
John thought it was poo.
We left soon after cus the sun was going down. Had the fucking worst shit for dinner. It was so fucking horrible.
We went back to the room and had our shower and shit. Played cards after that. Gene taught us this really fucking fun game. It's called spoon. Bloody fun man. I'll teach it to you guys someday. Whoever you guys are, anyway.
We got bored and hungry so we decided to go out to look for food.
Everything was closed so we just went back and ordered from the hotel service. Ate and went to bed.
Wednesday 20th December, Langkawi Day 2
Woke up early for breakfast cus we needed our energy. It was island hopping day! Had our breakfast and some guy came to pick us up at 12 PM from our hotel. Brought us to this fucking shit place. Fucking, fucking shit. I can't believe people can live like that. Sorry, don't mean to be disrespectful to those who have relatives or whatever living in kampungs but I couldn't live like that. Filthy.
Hopped on a boat that brought us to this dunno what island.
It was quite a fucking long path! We had to walk so much. It was so, so tiring. Thank God I'm fit. If I hadn't been going to the gym I think I might have died there. We got to this place where they say you should go swimming if you wanna get preggers. I don't imagine too many of you would want that right now. Hahaha.
They went for a pretty short swim. After that we decided to go canoing! Well some of us did..
Good fun!
There was this little part of the lake that had so many catfish. Like million billions. You put your foot in and they come swimming around it. Felt so fucking weird. A bit like a dog licking your foot - just that it isn't no fucking dog licking your foot.
Stupid monkey.
After that we went back to the boat that brought us to another island that was really shit. We decided to go back early cus it was so shit.
Got back, showered and went out for dinner! We went to this place that was apparently highly recommended in the brochures we got. It's called Fat Mum.
Yi Wen and I shared the lobster. I have to say, after eating there I know why their Mum's so fat. The food was fucking amazing. DELICIOUS. Probably my favourite meal of the whole trip. The cheese-baked lobster was outrageously good. I can't even think of a proper superlative to describe how good the lobster was.
After dinner we walked around the place that had lotsa shit. I can't fucking remember what's it called. The place with all the shops. Ah fuggit. We just walked around there, bought some shit from a convenience store then we all went back to play more games. End of day.
Thursday 21st December, Langkawi Day 3
Woke up for breakfast again. Only John and I went though. The rest were being lazy cunts. We basically chilled for half the day. We only left the hotel at 1 something.
We stopped at this mamak place for lunch. Something fucking funny happened. This Caucasian lady came up to Yi Wen and asked if she knew how to speak English. We all thought she wanted to ask directions or something but it turns out she couldn't mind her own fucking business and commented on Yi Wen's bag that said "Slut". Hahahahah. It was so funny. "You know you're sending out a message to guys that you'd fuck anyone anywhere." YI WEN? FUCK ANYONE ANYWHERE? YOUUUUUU'RE HAVING A LAUGH! BwaaahahahahahahahahAHAHAH!
Sorry but that is the funniest shit. EVER. Yeah, anyways.
After lunch we all went to the beach! For Banana Boat! WOOHOOOHOHO!
Banana Boat was fucking fun. It took us so long to figure out how to stay on the cunting banana! Anyways, it was all fun and games until I gut stung by a fucking jellyfish. I was walking back to the beach after the ride when I felt something pricking my foot. I then realized what it was. I cunting ran out of the water. It hurt SO much man. John went to the nearest stall to get me vinegar. Pin kept asking me if he could piss on me. Fucking wanker!
We went to another beach after that. We played more football!
Oh, and if you thought getting stung by a jellyfish was bad, I don't know what you're gonna think of the injury sustained by Pin.
He got impaled by something. Nobody knows what. IT IS SO FUCKING GROSS! YUCKS YUCKS YUCKS!
Anyways, after that we all went back. John thought he lost his phone but Yi Wen had actually taken his phone out and put it back in the room instead of hers. Smart ass.
Gene had some roadside laksa and would regret it later. Hahahaha. We went for dinner at this place. Breakfast bar or something. Hahaha it was quite nice. Apart from their Tiramisu that tasted like.. Hmm, what was it? Oh, right. Cream. FUCKING SHIT. So crap man.
We went to the airport after that. We had actually went the previous day but it was closed. Oops, forgot about it. Anyways, it was closed this time as well. Hahaa. We all went back.
Remember the roadside laksa I mentioned? Well, Gene started throwing up. Hahahaha. Damn, poor thing.
He lied in bed while we all played more fun games. End of day.
Friday 22nd December, Langkawi Day 4
Woke up early for breakfast again. Went to the beach at our resort. Chilled for a bit.
After that we went back to get ready to check out. Packed our bags etc. We had to get out by 12.
It was shopping day! We went to this duty-free shop called The Zon. Haha everything in there was dirt cheap.
5 liters of booze, 7 packs of chocolate and 1 pack of ciggs only cost us RM285. Awesome.
After shopping they decided to go on a fucking cable car ride. I agreed to it thinking it'd be fun and shit. How I would regret that later on.
Anyways, we drove all the way there and bla bla bla. We bought ticks and up, up and up we went.
I was seriously scared shitless. I felt like pooping in my pants. My tummy was churning. My head was spinning. My palms were sweating. It was movie-like.
They walked across this arched-bridge thing, I couldn't do it. I was too fucking scared. Hahaha.
Heh there was a lot of walking involved in this as well.
After that we went back down and went for lunch!
I took over the wheel cus Gene was feeling tired.
The girls wanted to go see this Black Sand Beach place. I thought it was fucking stupid.
I changed my mind after seeing the place. It was so fucking cool man. The sand was BLACK! Black as death! The sand was so fine. It was so weird.
After that we went to the duty-free Adidas and Nike!
I bought a pair of futsal shoes there cus they were so cheap! Like 50 bucks cheaper than back here! Bought my brother an Arsenal jersey as well. The conversion has been completed. Heh.
After that we went to drop off the car and went to the Starbucks at the jetty to relax.
Our boat came and off we went.
We got back to Kuala Perlis and our bus came at 9 or something.
Got back to Jalan Duta at 4 AM. Fucking longest bus ride ever. So stressful. Couldn't sleep etc. Jun and Chian Zhen picked us all up and we went to eat. Got back at 6. Slept at 7.
Saturday 23rd December
Woke up at 11. Syafiq came over. We went to OU. Met Babu for lunch! Didn't bring my camera so no pics.
Met up with the Form 5 boiyz soon after. Went for futsal that night. You can imagine I'm pretty fucking sick of blogging already. It's 4 AM. I started at 1:30 AM. Longest blog ever. I'm not even done yet. Just gonna skip a day or two.
Sunday 24th December
Picked Pin up for lunch. Met Jun, Char and Syafiq at OU. Had lunch at Bakerzin. Mah, Colin and Don were there too. It was a fucking warzone at OU. So damn crowded. Anyways, left OU at 7 PM for KY's Christmas Eve party at Tropicana!
Got there at 8. They were just about to start!
Left halfway to pick up my girlfriend from the Curve! She came and joined us!
It was a great party. Food was DELICIOUS. Company was great! Music was loud! It was just a very well executed party. Thanks for organizing it KY. Oh and also happy birthday to my good fat pal U Jun who shares the same birthday as Jesus Christ. Hahaha.
Yesterday/Today 25th December
Ha! Met KY, Juvene, Sze Liang, Chian Zhen, Hong Yee and Gene for lunch at Sedap. Went to CG after that. We played CS. Yes, we. Including the ladies. Hahaha Juvene killed me a few times. Paiseh paiseh.
Met up with Colin and Ah Mah after that. Colin bought his wireless adapter. We went for dinner at Pizza Hut. Met up with Dave after. Came home and Colin and I went LIVE! Awesome. I'm actually going to shower now and go Live! as well. Hahahaha.
I AM SO TIRED. LONGEST FUCKING POST EVER! GOODNIGHT, YOU CUNTS! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
P.S I'm soooooooo sorry I can't be arsed to caption 250+ pictures. You cunts.
First things first, let me warn you that the following post consists of 250++ images so if your connection or PC can't handle it you may as well wait till the post goes off the main page, aite.
Secondly, MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU UTTER, UTTER CUNTS! Or Happy Boxing Day. Whatever floats your boats, yaw.
Thirdly, nothing.
So anyways, let me take you back all the way to December 18th. Ok? Ok.
Tuesday 12th December
I seriously don't remember what happened in the day. All I remember was I met up with Don, Mah, Colin and David to do shopping for our Genting trip which was on the 19th. We met up at Tesco!
While shopping I thought about inviting Nad along cus I felt bad that he couldn't come to Langkawi with the older group. So I did. And he agreed to come. Talk about short notice!
We all went back early that night to get a good sleep.
Wednesday 13th December, Genting Day 1
Nad came to my place in the morning. We played PS2. Haha, I remember that cus Nad was shouting and screaming as if he was at Old Shitfford. We went to meet the guys at Kayu for lunch! Well not all of them, Don was too fucking busy eating at home that he decided he'd join up with us "later". Yeah. Like much, much later.
It started to rain like hell during lunch. Yeah. Erm. Anyways. After lunch, we all went to meet up at the Taman Paramount LRT station. It was fucking hectic cus it was raining like hell. Good fun, though. Hahaha.
We hung around the station for like 1 1/2 hours cus some guy was REALLY late. Fucking, fucking late. And yeah, we did some stupid shit.
Well Don finally arrived after like 3 billion years and our journey from Taman Paramount to Gombak began!
The journey took us about 1 hour but it felt like much faster. Don't know why. Must be the company. Haha. Anyways yeah, we finally arrived at Gombak at around 4 PM. Bought our bus tickets and got in line!
The bus arrived at 4.30 PM.
The bus ride was about half an hour. We were very, very noisy at the back. Hahaha. As we got off at the cable car station, the cunt of a bus driver being all cunty. He said "you guys dunno how to keep quiet in a bus ah?". Cunt of the highest order, man. It was kinda funny though. The fucking bus driver cunt.
Yeah anyways, it was cable car time. Oh dear. Anyone who knows me well must know I am absolutely petrified of heights. It is probably my worst fear EVER. I am so fucking afraid of heights.
After about 15 minutes of hell we arrived at the peak of Genting Highlands! Woohoo! Weather was supoib. It was very, very nice!
Walked to fucking First World.
Checked in and shit. We all took a shower and off we went in search of food!
FOOD! We were all starving so we decided that our first dinner had to be the cheapest and the most filling. Yeap. That's right.
We went the cunting car-park mamak.
Most of us had like 3 million roti canais. I swear, eating hot roti canai with hot dahl in 18 degrees is one of the fucking greatest things ever. It is proof that God truly exists.
As you can see we enjoyed our dinner very, very much.
After dinner we walked around. Explored. Took pics. Etc, etc.
We got tired of walking so we went back to the room to play Winning Eleven!! Woohoo! Had shedloads of fun. Yeah it's like a tradition to bring a PS2 up to Genting every year. Heh.
We got a bit bored so we all went down to Starbucks to have a nice Hot Chocolate.
After that we just went back and got some sleep.
Thursday 14th December, Genting Day 2
Woke up early for breakfast. Only 4 people could go for breakfast at once so we went first that day. We came back and played a bit of this oh so very fun tennis game on the PS2 for a bit while waiting for the other room to get ready. It was theme park day!
The cunts got ready and off we went. We were getting in for free cus you-know-who has a you-know-what of a dad. Don't wanna reveal names here lest they could get kidnapped. :p
The first ride we wanted to go on was the Flying Coaster. While lining up I saw this beng with this shirt with this stupid caption. Fucking dumb. I can't stand such stupid shit.
What the fuck right? Anyways, yeah.
Mad. Fun. Hahaha. We went on that ride another 3 times cus they had this promotion shit which allows us to go on it like 5 times for 10 bucks. As I said, mad fun.
Headed straight for the Corkscrew after that. You can see what happened on the Corkscrew at Nadhir's blog. Haha.
Yeah. Waiting so eagerly.
We just walked around doing what everyone does at a theme park after that.
We got hungry so we went for lunch! After lunch we just chilled around wasting time. We went back to the room to rest and shit. We would regret that later on.
We decided to go back to the theme park to finish up the important rides at around 8 when, yep, it started raining.
CUNTING SODDING HELL!
I was well annoyed. We didn't get to ride the Solero Shot. For once in the past 5 years I've broken tradition. No Solero! Raining! Cunt.
Rain = very cold = mist. Lots of mist = cool pictures.
Yeah. I know. So repetitive. After everything dried up we got a chance to go for the worst ride ever. A ride Nadhir so desperately wanted to go on. The Pirate Ship.
One look at that picture and you can tell we didn't exactly enjoy ourselves. It was fucking shit. Whoever designed that ride has committed a crime of fucking Biblical proportions.
We found more lights so..
Reminds me a bit of the Linkin Park video Faint.
We left the cunting theme park in disappointment. Went to Pizza Hut for dinner. Went back to the room and I konked out. The rest played some stupid water drinking game. Haha.
Friday 15th December, Genting Day 3
Same routine. The other room went for breakfast. Our room slept in. We finally decided to get off our lazy arses late in the afternoon.
We walked around doing fuckall again. It's just too much fun!! We finally decided to sit down to enjoy the weather. Yep.
We got back up and went walking around some more. Too much fun. Heh these pictures are funny. I set the timer at 2 second thinking I was so fast and all and well.. I'm not.
Mah and Nad were doing crazy stuff on the road. They were step-overing oncoming traffic. Mah did his stepover as a motorcyclist approached and you could see the poor dude on the motorcycle didn't know what to do! Left or right! Left or right! Fucking funny.
HC thought it was so much fun so he joined in too.. He shouldn't have.
He popped his shoe. HAHAHA!
We walked around more and found this Japanese looking place. We did what we do best.
Walked around more. Took more pictures.
We finally decided to go back indoors after that. Relaxed and chilled then it was off to the haunted house attraction thing.
No pictures from that, obviously. Have to say, even after going there 3 times, it was fucking fun and scary as ever! It was more fun than scary this time. It was just hardcore laughter. I laughed so hard my stomach cramped up.
We went for dinner at the mamak again after that and walked around some more.
Chilled at Starbucks again.
Ho ho fuckin' ho, hoes.
I really don't remember what we did after that, perhaps one of you cunts can remind me? I think we just went back to the rooms. But I don't think we did that. I dunno, I can't remember. Whatever it is, that was pretty much it.
Saturday 16th December, Genting Day 4
It was the final day. Woke up. Checked out. Took a group picture which I seriously didn't want to put up for obvious reasons.
Went to the cable car place and off we went.
Got back down, took a bus to KL Central, had lunch at McD's and then we all went back to our respective LRT stations. End of Genting trip.
Sunday 16th December
I went to the Curve to meet up with Babu! We went for Japanese then we walked around aimlessly!
Haha I know. We didn't do much. We discovered this place at Cineleisure that had this cool metallic door the had a sign above it saying "Experience The Thrill". Looked like some entrance to a theme park. Surely they aren't building another indoor theme park? Time will tell I guess.
Monday 18th December, Langkawi Journey
I very nearly pulled out of Langkawi cus I was feeling really, really sick. But anyways..
Met up with Old Balls, Jun and Char in the day. Went to OU. Did fuckall. Went to the Curve for dinner. Gene joined us after dinner.
Left the Curve and headed off to Jalan Duta. Met up with the rest there. The rest as in Pin, Wen and Roy.
Our bus arrived at 9.45. The ride started at 10 PM sharp if I'm not mistaken.
Jun was following bus. Haha. He was doing all sorts of crazy stuff. He tried to stop the bus once. Damn funny. Oh before I go on I have to thank Jun for sending us all to the station, fucking nice of him.
I think that's a cool pic. Those are his old HIDs. His new HIDs are literally BLINDING. They are SO fucking bright but yeah, anyways..
Tuesday 19th December, Langkawi Day 1
We FINALLY arrived at Kuala Perlis at 4 fucking AM in the morning. We were approached by these fucking touts. Gave us so much shit man. I was so annoyed with him. Made a deal with him for a car. Oh and during the negotiation the fucking funniest thing ever happened. I'm not going to reveal it here but I just want to mention it I can read back next time and laugh my fucking bollocks off. HAHAHAHAHA! I WILL NEVER FORGET. "Wah.. SO CHEAP!". HAHAHA.
Oh man. Inside joke. Cunts.
Anyways, we all walked to the jetty. It was a bit scary. Dark and scary. Didn't help that it was 5 AM in the morning either. Bought our ferry tickets and just waited. The ferry was coming at 6 AM.
Very long wait. The ferry finally came at like 6.15 AM.
The ferry ride was fucking 1 hour long. It was FREEZING as well.
We FINALLY arrived at Langkawi Island at 7 AM sharp.
Went to negotiate for our car then went for breakfast at this really shitty coffee shop. It wasn't too bad actually. It's just that Langkawi is so.. Langkawi.
After breakfast we went to our hotel! We were staying at Langkasuka Beach Resort!
We couldn't check in cus we arrived at like 11 AM. Fucking cunty man. We just sat around and slept on the couches in the lobby.
We finally managed to check in cus Charlynne went and bugged them to give us a fucking room. Charlynne's so irritating I would've given her a fucking suite! Haha no I'm kidding, she's just a bitch, that's all.
We all slept till like evening then it was off to the beach! We didn't go to our hotel beach cus it wasn't very happening. There was like nobody there. We went to erm, fuck. I don't remember what it's called. Chenang beach I think.
The beach was quite nice. It was fucking sunny but it wasn't hot. I loved it.
We pretty much played football and took pictures. Haha. We decided to take pictures of us in midair. Now that was fun.
We got bored of that so we did the whole silhouette thing.
We got bored of that and stopped taking pictures altogether. We started playing with sand. They started playing with sand, anyway. I never get tired of taking pictures.
That got boring so we came up with something new.
Awesome. The sun was setting so erm, we took more pictures? Hahahaha.
Gene was building a ship.
Gene was making turtle eggs to piss someone off. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out who. Turtle = penyu. Go fucking figure.
John thought it was poo.
We left soon after cus the sun was going down. Had the fucking worst shit for dinner. It was so fucking horrible.
We went back to the room and had our shower and shit. Played cards after that. Gene taught us this really fucking fun game. It's called spoon. Bloody fun man. I'll teach it to you guys someday. Whoever you guys are, anyway.
We got bored and hungry so we decided to go out to look for food.
Everything was closed so we just went back and ordered from the hotel service. Ate and went to bed.
Wednesday 20th December, Langkawi Day 2
Woke up early for breakfast cus we needed our energy. It was island hopping day! Had our breakfast and some guy came to pick us up at 12 PM from our hotel. Brought us to this fucking shit place. Fucking, fucking shit. I can't believe people can live like that. Sorry, don't mean to be disrespectful to those who have relatives or whatever living in kampungs but I couldn't live like that. Filthy.
Hopped on a boat that brought us to this dunno what island.
It was quite a fucking long path! We had to walk so much. It was so, so tiring. Thank God I'm fit. If I hadn't been going to the gym I think I might have died there. We got to this place where they say you should go swimming if you wanna get preggers. I don't imagine too many of you would want that right now. Hahaha.
They went for a pretty short swim. After that we decided to go canoing! Well some of us did..
Good fun!
There was this little part of the lake that had so many catfish. Like million billions. You put your foot in and they come swimming around it. Felt so fucking weird. A bit like a dog licking your foot - just that it isn't no fucking dog licking your foot.
Stupid monkey.
After that we went back to the boat that brought us to another island that was really shit. We decided to go back early cus it was so shit.
Got back, showered and went out for dinner! We went to this place that was apparently highly recommended in the brochures we got. It's called Fat Mum.
Yi Wen and I shared the lobster. I have to say, after eating there I know why their Mum's so fat. The food was fucking amazing. DELICIOUS. Probably my favourite meal of the whole trip. The cheese-baked lobster was outrageously good. I can't even think of a proper superlative to describe how good the lobster was.
After dinner we walked around the place that had lotsa shit. I can't fucking remember what's it called. The place with all the shops. Ah fuggit. We just walked around there, bought some shit from a convenience store then we all went back to play more games. End of day.
Thursday 21st December, Langkawi Day 3
Woke up for breakfast again. Only John and I went though. The rest were being lazy cunts. We basically chilled for half the day. We only left the hotel at 1 something.
We stopped at this mamak place for lunch. Something fucking funny happened. This Caucasian lady came up to Yi Wen and asked if she knew how to speak English. We all thought she wanted to ask directions or something but it turns out she couldn't mind her own fucking business and commented on Yi Wen's bag that said "Slut". Hahahahah. It was so funny. "You know you're sending out a message to guys that you'd fuck anyone anywhere." YI WEN? FUCK ANYONE ANYWHERE? YOUUUUUU'RE HAVING A LAUGH! BwaaahahahahahahahahAHAHAH!
Sorry but that is the funniest shit. EVER. Yeah, anyways.
After lunch we all went to the beach! For Banana Boat! WOOHOOOHOHO!
Banana Boat was fucking fun. It took us so long to figure out how to stay on the cunting banana! Anyways, it was all fun and games until I gut stung by a fucking jellyfish. I was walking back to the beach after the ride when I felt something pricking my foot. I then realized what it was. I cunting ran out of the water. It hurt SO much man. John went to the nearest stall to get me vinegar. Pin kept asking me if he could piss on me. Fucking wanker!
We went to another beach after that. We played more football!
Oh, and if you thought getting stung by a jellyfish was bad, I don't know what you're gonna think of the injury sustained by Pin.
He got impaled by something. Nobody knows what. IT IS SO FUCKING GROSS! YUCKS YUCKS YUCKS!
Anyways, after that we all went back. John thought he lost his phone but Yi Wen had actually taken his phone out and put it back in the room instead of hers. Smart ass.
Gene had some roadside laksa and would regret it later. Hahahaha. We went for dinner at this place. Breakfast bar or something. Hahaha it was quite nice. Apart from their Tiramisu that tasted like.. Hmm, what was it? Oh, right. Cream. FUCKING SHIT. So crap man.
We went to the airport after that. We had actually went the previous day but it was closed. Oops, forgot about it. Anyways, it was closed this time as well. Hahaa. We all went back.
Remember the roadside laksa I mentioned? Well, Gene started throwing up. Hahahaha. Damn, poor thing.
He lied in bed while we all played more fun games. End of day.
Friday 22nd December, Langkawi Day 4
Woke up early for breakfast again. Went to the beach at our resort. Chilled for a bit.
After that we went back to get ready to check out. Packed our bags etc. We had to get out by 12.
It was shopping day! We went to this duty-free shop called The Zon. Haha everything in there was dirt cheap.
5 liters of booze, 7 packs of chocolate and 1 pack of ciggs only cost us RM285. Awesome.
After shopping they decided to go on a fucking cable car ride. I agreed to it thinking it'd be fun and shit. How I would regret that later on.
Anyways, we drove all the way there and bla bla bla. We bought ticks and up, up and up we went.
I was seriously scared shitless. I felt like pooping in my pants. My tummy was churning. My head was spinning. My palms were sweating. It was movie-like.
They walked across this arched-bridge thing, I couldn't do it. I was too fucking scared. Hahaha.
Heh there was a lot of walking involved in this as well.
After that we went back down and went for lunch!
I took over the wheel cus Gene was feeling tired.
The girls wanted to go see this Black Sand Beach place. I thought it was fucking stupid.
I changed my mind after seeing the place. It was so fucking cool man. The sand was BLACK! Black as death! The sand was so fine. It was so weird.
After that we went to the duty-free Adidas and Nike!
I bought a pair of futsal shoes there cus they were so cheap! Like 50 bucks cheaper than back here! Bought my brother an Arsenal jersey as well. The conversion has been completed. Heh.
After that we went to drop off the car and went to the Starbucks at the jetty to relax.
Our boat came and off we went.
We got back to Kuala Perlis and our bus came at 9 or something.
Got back to Jalan Duta at 4 AM. Fucking longest bus ride ever. So stressful. Couldn't sleep etc. Jun and Chian Zhen picked us all up and we went to eat. Got back at 6. Slept at 7.
Saturday 23rd December
Woke up at 11. Syafiq came over. We went to OU. Met Babu for lunch! Didn't bring my camera so no pics.
Met up with the Form 5 boiyz soon after. Went for futsal that night. You can imagine I'm pretty fucking sick of blogging already. It's 4 AM. I started at 1:30 AM. Longest blog ever. I'm not even done yet. Just gonna skip a day or two.
Sunday 24th December
Picked Pin up for lunch. Met Jun, Char and Syafiq at OU. Had lunch at Bakerzin. Mah, Colin and Don were there too. It was a fucking warzone at OU. So damn crowded. Anyways, left OU at 7 PM for KY's Christmas Eve party at Tropicana!
Got there at 8. They were just about to start!
Left halfway to pick up my girlfriend from the Curve! She came and joined us!
It was a great party. Food was DELICIOUS. Company was great! Music was loud! It was just a very well executed party. Thanks for organizing it KY. Oh and also happy birthday to my good fat pal U Jun who shares the same birthday as Jesus Christ. Hahaha.
Yesterday/Today 25th December
Ha! Met KY, Juvene, Sze Liang, Chian Zhen, Hong Yee and Gene for lunch at Sedap. Went to CG after that. We played CS. Yes, we. Including the ladies. Hahaha Juvene killed me a few times. Paiseh paiseh.
Met up with Colin and Ah Mah after that. Colin bought his wireless adapter. We went for dinner at Pizza Hut. Met up with Dave after. Came home and Colin and I went LIVE! Awesome. I'm actually going to shower now and go Live! as well. Hahahaha.
I AM SO TIRED. LONGEST FUCKING POST EVER! GOODNIGHT, YOU CUNTS! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
P.S I'm soooooooo sorry I can't be arsed to caption 250+ pictures. You cunts.
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