Monday, April 30, 2007

Come ride with meeee..

Listening to: Muse - Knights of Cydonia

Hello. Expect a long post by tomorrow (or tonight).

Here's a preview:


Nisrin's 17th!


Port Dickson!

Off to Gene's b'day now so turrah.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

I light up when you call my namee..

Listening to: Michael Bublé - Fever

Ah, hello there. I see you're back. Welcome back.

Today was another pretty eventful (and different) day.

Woke up pretty fucking early again today. Don't know why but I've been having trouble sleeping in these days. I get up pretty early automatically and get pretty tired at night. Don't like it.

Erm, yeah anyways, went for lunch with Mah and HC at OU. My aunt wanted to see my tattoo so I went and showed her lah. Had lunch at Wong Kok. Lately I've actually cut down a lot on Wong Kok. I used to eat there like 3-4 times a week or something.

Anyways, after that Mah and I went over to Mel's to pick her up. We were going downtown, bztches! I had to go to the Curve first though.. So we did. Ha.


Mah HATES getting his picture taken. He's such a GIRL man. He's afraid the picture will turn out ugly lah, this lah, that lah. Mah, stop being such a girl!

Anyways, I went to the Curve to get this..


WOOHOO SB-800 FLASH, BITTTTTTCHES! Blinding. Literally blinding. Soooo happy. I love buying new things. It makes me happy. It makes me happy to make people happy too. So maybe I should put up some weekly competition on my blog where you guys can win nice stuff.

HAHA. DREAMING AH!

Anyways, we hung out at Curve for awhile cus it was raining and shit and going downtown at that time would've been, for lack of a better word, suicidal.

Left the Curve at around, um, 5 if I'm not mistaken. Jammed, jammed and fucking jammed. I'm an idiot. Traffic was SO terrible. It was partially (completely, actually) my fault cus I took the wrong turn cus I was distracted. Instead of going through Duta we went through Istana. Fuck that shit man. Never again.

Anyways, the traffic was so bad we had time to take pictures!


We actually took many pictures but as I said, Mah has forbidden me from posting his pictures on my blog. He says, I quote, "EH DON'T LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!". Hahaha. What a fool.

We FINALLY arrived in KLCC at erm, 6 something 7. Had dinner. Walked around. Looked at pretty (and very expensive) things. It got boring so we decided to go over to Starhill. So we did. Went over to Starhill at around 9. Brought my cam down, this time.

Went to the colourful tunnel to take pictures..


Ooh. I glow in the dark.






People always ask me why I put my tattoo there. Here's your answer.


My PATHETIC attempt at panning. Hahahaha.


Mel and I.


Mah, Mel and I.


Some people say my ego makes my head look big. It's not true, is it?

After taking 1 million pictures we went to walk around to look at more pretty (and expensive) stuff. Aiyah, Starhill, where else right? The usual suspects. The LV's and the CD's.

Left Starhill after that. Once I hit the roads I was greeted by a fucking, fucking horrible traffic jam again. Perfect, innit!

Got back to PJ at around I dunno what time. Went over to Mel's place to try decide what to do next but we ended up watching Crank which I have to say is fucking brilliant. I'm ashamed to say it's my first time watching it. It's really very good.


Hi Mel.

We just chilled around a bit more after the movie until Mel's cat Mumble started attacking a cockroach. Damn gross. I so fucking hate cockroaches. Cunting scum of the earth. The devil's fucking offspring. Hate them.

But Mah showed he is a bigger man than me by..


YUEARGHHHH!

..picking the fucking cockroach up. Damn gross dude, DAMN GROSS. I'd smash it with a newspaper but I will never ever touch a roach. Ever. YUCKS!

Eeeergh.

Whatever lah.

Mah and I left and went to chill at Khalifah after. Sent him home then came home.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Pappper lama!

Listening to: Jason Lo - Old Newspaper

Went to Borneo Ink today. Made an appointment.

Tomorrow, I get inked.

Tonight, Liverpool vs Chelsea. To be completely honest, the only result that would please me is if both sets of players start biting each other's ears off or kicking each other in the dangly bits or poking each other's eyes out or the more conventional stabbing each other to death. Hate them both.

Goodnight.

Edit.


Ha ha, geddit? Hope.. Dangles on a string.. Like slow spinning redemption..

I'm so smart.

Anyways, yeah, that's my first tattoo. I'm not sure if I'll be getting another one cus this one, how do I say it, erm, oh yeah.

HURT LIKE A FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING BITCH WHORE BITCH FUCK CUNT!

Yeah, anyways, time for a proper post.

Woke up at 8 today with butterflies in my stomach. Think I was feeling anxious. Went back to sleep and woke up at 11. Rushed to get ready, etc then off to Hartamas I went.

Got there at 12. This dude Phil was gonna ink me. He's a pretty cool guy. He's from Perth. Ha ha. He's a Manure supporter, though. Shame.

Process lasted for about an hour and 15 minutes or so. As I mentioned earlier, it hurt like FUCK. I thought people were exaggerating when they told me it hurt. Fuck. It really hurt man.


Ow it's bleeding and shit.

So anyways, yeah. After getting it done I went to Sandra's house cus Mel wanted to see it and it was on the way to Nat's house who I was going for a drink with. Hung out at Sandra's for a bit. They were doing some dance thing. Went to pick Nat up after and we went to Kayu.



Had a few drinks, gossiped a bit, same old same old. HC came to join us not long after.




Striking a pretty damn attractive pose.

Fat Mo came to Kayu then off we went for futsal at Sri KL. When you get there you can understand the rivalry between Sri KDU and Sri KL students. Sri KL students are probably just jealous cus their school looks like bollocks compared to KDU.

Yeah so anyway played HOURS of futsal. Good fun, good fun. Until I think I pulled a muscle near my gonads. Hurt for a bit but it's ok now.




Daniel vs Pulu.


Old Balls.


HC.

Well came home after that, showered, had dinner and here I am.

Very eventful day, I have to say.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

When we both get carried awaaay..

Listening to: +44 - When Your Heart Stops Beating

I am tired but here's a short update. I HAD to post this.


6 years and you've kept the same habit. Kudos. This is seriously funny as fuck.


Before the Manshite - Milan game. We were obviously very, very bored. This is Colin #1 beating Colin #2, HC #1 and HC #2 at Poker. Hahaha. More to come.

Goodnight, getting inked tomorrow!

Edit.





As I said. We were REALLY bored.

Edit.

Ok, time for a proper update.

Last night, Ah Mah, Colin, HC and I went to Swensens. Earthquake Tuesday!







HC and Mah shared and Colin had one himself. Craze. I didn't have one cus I hadn't had my dinner at that time so I had proper food. I had Swensens Chicken Cheese Baked Rice. It was, erm, ok lah. It was quite good then but it was probably cus I was hungry. Give me Wong Kok over this anytime though.

After Swensens, we decided to watch the Manshite - AC Milan game together so we planned it out. Colin had homework to do so he sent Mah home and went back to do his work while HC and I went to Sedap to chill for a bit. Mel joined us at Sedap. She had just finished watching a movie with her paintball teammates.

We chilled for a bit then I sent Mel home and met up with HC at Colin's place. I had planned to scare Colin cus his dad wasn't home. Here was the setup.



It was looking good. The plan was I would call Colin to come out and HC would scare him. But I didn't count on HC being such a fool. He went and tried to scare Colin through the unopened gate. As in he ran to the door and screamed at him. Jebus. Like that's ever gonna scare anyone..

Colin hadn't finish his work yet so HC and I just chilled around for a bit.


After Colin finished we went to 7-11 to get some snacks to prepare for the game. Came back quite early and that's when we took all the shots for the little photo manipulation thing you see at the start of the post. Ha ha.

Anyways, we got comfortable as the game kicked off.


Kick off!


One nil United. Fuck.


Booooring.


GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL! KAKAAAAAA!


WOOHOO KAKA!


The game's so much more interesting now. :p


He he I love it when the stupid Manure fans feel like shit.


GOAAAAAL KAKAAAAAAAA! WOOHOOOHOHOHOHOHOOOOO! I don't even know what's happening here.


HEE HEE. Twenty-two, baby!


Shrek scores..


Shrek scores.. Again. Fuck.

Ha ha. Yeah well, I have to admit it was quite a good game. Dida could've done better with their first and second goal but the same can be said about United's defense for both of Kaka's goals.

Milan to do them in the San Siro. FORZA MILAN!

(It's so miserable to be an Arsenal fan now. With the prospect of two of the biggest bunch of cunts in the world of football doing the treble. Ouch.)

The best thing about this season is..

Sung to the tune of, erm, the nursery rhyme:

ONE NIL DOWN!
TWO ONE UP!
WE FUCKED MAN UNITED UP!
WITH A KNICK KNACK PADDAWACK,
GIVE A DOG A BONE!
ALL YOU MANCS CAN FUCK OFF HOME!

But of course.. That was ages ago.. And had no impact on anyone's season at all.

Stupid.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Tonight I will be Red and Black.

I usually edit my post when I want to post a new update but this is too important to be at the bottom.


He did it once, he can do it again.

COME. ON. MILAN!

Riiiiise and fall..

Listening to: Jason Lo - Rise and Fall

Yes, I've been listening to Jason Lo for 2 days straight. Madness.

Anyways, this is just too fucking funny.


Hahahaha oh fuck. I love Arseblog.

And here's a random shot from the top of OU.


More trail lights. Zzz.

Edit.

Looking through some REALLY old pictures and look what I found. HAHA.



The most expensive phone bill I've ever gotten. In the year 2004, I think.




OMG. I've got more pictures from this event but Nat and Son would KILL me if I posted them.




OMFG! This must be a good 3-4 years ago. Oh and Mel, THOSE ARE THE YELLOW SHOES YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT! They're futsal shoes! Hahaha..


Shit. I don't even remember how long ago this was.


Beginning of 2004. Hahahaha!


Hahaha OMG I don't even have the words to describe this picture! EL CLASSICO!




Hahahaha oh SHIT. Don't kill me. 2002, if I'm not mistaken.


Now this, is a classic. People love it.


OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. OH MY FUCKING GOD. HahahahaAHAHAHA!


Hahahaha!


PROOF THAT I WAS ONCE NOT FAT! Hahahha 2001. Probably. Damn, even then I thought so highly of myself.


Train card for when I went to UK. 2004.




2005. Hahahaha. Damn.


'02. Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

I really don't know why I'm posting all that but I guess I want to come back to my blog in the future and be reminded of all this so I can go back to my host and look at more old pictures and laugh some more. Ha ha. That was a real walk down memory lane and I'm not even done yet. I've uploaded SO many pictures over the years. Some of the pictures are real emotion-stirrers.

Damn.

Monday, April 23, 2007

I've been used..

Listening to: Jason Lo - Evening News

Anyone wanna go to UK and open a restaurant with me? Those cunts must make an absolute FORTUNE.

UK Keropok - £1.80 = RM12 vs Malaysian Keropok - FREE. Profit = RM12.
UK Nasi Lemak - £7.50 = RM52 vs Malaysian Nasi Lemak - RM2.50. Profit = RM49.50.
UK Plain Steamed Rice - £1.90 = RM13 vs Malaysian Plain Steamd Rice = RM0.50. Profit = RM12.50.
UK Nasi Ayam - £7.50 = RM52 vs Malaysian Nasi Ayam - RM3.00. Profit = RM49.

The list goes on and on. We're talking about selling ONE Nasi Lemak. Let's say the fella sells 100 Nasi Lemaks a day.

52 x 100 = RM5200. Here, you'd need to sell 2080 Nasi Lemaks to make what he makes in a day.

So, anyone up for it? Anyone up for ripping the English off?

Edit.

Bored of old template. New one. Nothing special. Just increased the space so I can post bigger pictures in the future. Bored.

Bored.

Edit.

Testing picture sizes.



Ho ho ho perfect. Took that pic a few days ago. I think it's got a very nice colour tone to it.


Ooh, waterfall!

Edit.

LOOK AT NAT'S BLOG! Copy me only!

Copy cat, catch a rat! I increase my size and she wants to also!

Aiyah!

Sunday, April 22, 2007

But now I find you differeeent!

Listening to: Jason Lo - Operator, The Line is Dead

Good Charlotte was last night. I have to say it was quite a lot of fun! I think it's the best workout I've had in a long time. The strange thing is I came out of the concert wanting more of Jason Lo instead of Good Charlotte.

Malaysian Invasion was off the hook man. Crazy song.

Anyways, I'll start my update from the Sri KDU Open Day.

Saturday, April 21st 2007

Went to pick Ah Mah up from tuition in DJ and then off we went to Sri KDU. I really hate going back to that school. I mean, I miss school and all but I hate going back there as a graduate. They treat us like we're criminals. Seriously the admin are a bunch of wankers.

UGH. I could go on forever but I won't.

I went back yesterday cus I wanted to play around with my camera and watch Mel perform!



Calvin arrived not long after me.


Pulu.

Walked around taking pictures of random things when I ran into a few familiar faces.


Emir.


Patrick.


Kalai.


Joeeeeee.


Zack or summin.

Ha ha. Kalai is so funny. By far my favourite teacher of all time. She's great.

Went in the hall to watch Mel's performance. OMG they totally revamped the hall man. Fucking crazy. I remember it used to be SO fucking hot in the hall. It used to look like fucking shite. It's completely different now though. It looks just like the hall in the primary block. Totally craze man. Craze. I kinda like the primary hall more though. Don't know why, can't explain it.

There was lots of singing. Some quite good, some not so good. I thought the bands were utter shit. But that's probably just me. Cus any band that isn't mine sucks monkey cock.

Um yeah. Anyways, after that we went to watch cheerleading. In the SCORCHING heat. Oh joy.


Reds.


Wah, so high ah.


Fall down, confirm spine broken.


Look at Joee, she's so happy.

Don't know anyone from Green so I didn't bother shooting them.


Melissa.

Look at this idiot's horny face..


U Jin.

Fatboy's little fatboy brother. Both also fat. This guy is gonna grow up to be exactly like his brother. Trust me.

After that we left. Thank God. The heat was really getting to me. Dropped Mel and Aainaa off at Mel's place then came back to my place with Mah.

It started raining fucking cats and dogs on the way back man. I managed to get my first lightning shot! Sooo proud. It's bullshit, but hey it's not easy to catch lightning!


Wargh!

The picture is extremely noisy cus I raised the brightness quite a lot. The picture was quite dark. Damn I'm awesome lah. My awesomosity is far beyond the understanding of any of you mere mortals.

Um yeah. So I got home. Showered. Went to Mel's house to pick them up. Jammed as HELL. Stupid fucking traffic lights at the t-junction were dead. It really caused a massive jam. It was jammed up all the way to the Curve underpass. Fucking nuts man.

Went to buy dinner then we went to eat at Mel's. Worst Maggi Goreng ever. Omg it was so fucking horrible man. But we had to eat cus we were kinda running late already. After dinner we went to meet Calvin and his friends at Meng's place.

Then it was off to Bukit Jalil wooooo! The journey was kinda fast. Got there before 8. The line was SO fucking long man. Omg it was like 600 meters long or something. Fucking, fucking long. We managed to jump the queue cus we knew some people at the front. Ha ha thank God.

Anyways, the show opened with One Buck Short who were pretty ok I have to say. It's something I'd listen to I guess. I'm not really into the Malaysian music scene but they were quite good.

Then Estranged came on. I'm not really into them. They're not that good but that FUCKING Malay song they played is stuck in my head. It didn't help that after the concert people were still singing it. I don't remember what it's called though. During Estranged they decided to let people into the DiGi VIP pit cus the crowd in there was pathetic. We got in! Ha ha!

After Estranged, Jason Lo came on. He really kicked things off for me. It was, as shameful as it is to admit this, my first time watch J Lo perform live. Kicked things off with Operator, followed by Old Newspaper then Sleepyhead then Evening News. God I love Evening News.

After J Lo, it was GC. They were quite good lah. I really love The River and Keep Your Hands Off My Girl. It was really good fun. Everyone was being very sporting. There weren't any boring cunts who refused to sing along or jump along. The whole thing ended at 11 something, I think.

Met Char and co. after the concert. Told them to meet us at Sedap and then we left. The jam out of the stadium was also craze. But that was expected. Sooo crowded marn.


Looking sweaty and attractive.








Colin on Cal's car.

I've got no pics from the concert cus I wasn't craze enough to bring my camera down.

Stupid Meng was throwing shit at my car from the top of Calvin's car. Fat Mo, whack you then you know. Colin tried to climb into Calvin's car through his sunroof. Haha so funny.

Anyways we finally got out of there after about half an hour of waiting. We all went to Sedap. So many of us. Cal's friends, Manda, Colin, Mah, Mel, Aainaa, Char, Jun, Jin and his friends.


Calvin and his friend who he didn't even introduce to anyone so I dunno her name. Stupid fella.


Pulu and Fat Mo.


Fatboy and Bitch.

Chilled at Sedap for about an hour, sent everyone home and went home myself.

Absolutely knackered. Showered and slept.

Yeah. So that was how yesterday went down. Today I've got tennis at 3.30 with the boys and then I dunno. So yep.

Adios.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

I'm ready for you..

Listening to: Hoobastank - Ready For You

Ah, yes. Good morning everybody. Well it's not exactly morning but I just got up so there. Last night Colin, HC and I went downtown to take pictures of the Twin Towers after dinner at Italiannies with Mah, Calvin and Mel.

Colin was telling me about this super great view of town you could get from one of the hills in Bangsar so that's where we went first. We went rounding about the whole of Bangsar looking for the spot. We finally found it and he wasn't wrong, it had quite a beautiful view of our beloved Kuala Lumpur. Thing is, it was no good for taking pictures.

Sooo we went to Damansara Heights in search of a better view of KL. After driving around a bit I got frustrated so I thought fuck it, let's just go downtown.

..so we did.

Ha ha. Damn random.

Anyways, when we got there the towers were.. Majestic, to say the least. Brightly lit up, looking so beautiful against a reddish dark night sky. I parked my car at Trader's Hotel and we walked to KLCC through the park.

So here's where it gets a bit funny.

We find a good spot with a good view of the towers so I setup my tripod and shit and then..



..THE LIGHTS ON ONE OF THE TOWERS GO OFF! MAAAAAAATHERFAAAAAHKER!

URGH! Damn fucking annoying man. I was SO annoyed. WTF? Oy, fuckheads, can't you see people actually drove down from PJ to take pictures of your fackin' tower and you can't even have the decency to keep your fackin' lights on for another 1o minutes! Cunts.

Well, I had to make do with what I had so.. Bleh.





The pictures lost a LOT of details due to resizing. Which is annoying.





Ha ha. Personally I think the pictures turned out.. Ok-ok lah. Just that you guys don't see it cus you guys get the poopy no quality version. Meh.

Going out for lunch with the guys soon.

Au revoir, le cunty cunts.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

I did it all for the nookie!

Listening to: Limp Bizkit - Nookie

Hello. I just got back from a small meeting up session with Jun, Char, Pin, Roy and Andrew. I brought the latter 4 to Zaaba Park to experience La Fruit El Diablo. Hahahaha. It's the fucking Demon Fruit. Anyone who wants to experience it, drop me a comment. I promise you it'll be worth your time.

Anyways, here are a few shots from tonight.


Pin looking stoned, as usual.


View from the top of TTDI Hills.


Oops, out of focus.


There, much better.

After that I sent Char back. She brought me to the top of the condo cus apparently you could see KL from there. She lied. No sign of the Twin Towers or the KL Tower. God I hate her.

No la, I actually love her a lot. She was always like a little sister to me. One that I loved to smack, kick, scold and bully. I know I'm going to regret writing this in the morning. Char, I hate you so much.

Anyways, here's the view from the top of her condo.



Zzzz, boring! I wanna go shoot some nice places! Gimme some fucking ideas! I even drive around alone at night hoping for something interesting to photograph. ARGH.

Is this madness? Feels like it.

Oh, one more thing. Anyone interested in getting muscles like the actors in 300?

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

I can't believe you're gone..

Listening to: Alter Bridge - In Loving Memory

Hi, no update. Just very bored. I did, however, add 2 links. CQ's Journey to the West and Lindy. Once again, I repeat myself, if you have linked me and I have not returned the favour, let me know. I'm not one to go around looking for people who link me!

Oh, anyone heard about the college shooting in America? News breaking as we speak. Totally nuts. 32 deaths and rising.

I just realized I said "as we speak". We're not speaking. Ha ha.

Stupid.

I'll be off to bed now. I want to go shooting tomorrow. I may, or I may not. That entirely depends on how I feel tomorrow.

How irrelevant. I just seem to ramble on and on at night.

Edit.

So I went shooting. Like I said yesterday. It wasn't much though, I just took a stroll around my neighbourhood and at times reminiscing about the past. I've lived here all my life (except when I left to live in Megah for a year or two when I was 7) so I think it's fair to say I practically grew up on these streets and have a lot of memories.

First house I walked past was..



The Big Blue House. Haha. I used to call it that when I was younger. Aainaa used to live here till like, last month or something! So strange to think she isn't my neighbour anymore!

Then I walked to Jon and Yi Wern's place. Damn. The new owners really changed things.





It's been renovated beyond recognition! I practically grew up with both Jon and Wern so I was a bit sad when I found out that they had moved. I used to go over there EVERYDAY! Haha oh man. So many memories. We used to approach dogs then just turn around and run for our lives. The dogs would of course chase us so it was fucking fun. Not sure if either one of you read my blog but damn, I sure miss those times!

I still remember the crazy dog behind Jon's house.



It's gone now!

Hahahaha then there was this house where I kicked a ball into.



We were trying to use a stick to like pull the ball towards the fence so we could use our hands to get it out cus we didn't dare call for the owner to help us. Then as we were clawing the damn ball with a stick the fucking crazy owner came out of the house and gave us a fucking lecture about how they could've mistaken us for thieves and all that bullshit. YEAH RIGHT. We were like what, 9 and 10 or something. What a fucking cunt. I still remember exactly how she looks like. Bitch.


Damn, how many air-conds do you need, dude?

Well I just walked around a bit more then I went home.

And here I am. Typing all this out for you strangers to read.

Monday, April 16, 2007

I'm so high I can hear Heaven..

Listening to: Nickelback feat. Saliva - Hero

Hello! I'm bored. I'm gonna do the thing from Nat's blog. I'm supposed to make a list of 20 people and then answer the questions that follow. Yeah. I think I've done this one before but fuck it, I'm bored.

1. Manda.
2. Mel.
3. Colin.
4. HC.
5. Ah Mah.
6. Dave.
7. Pin.
8. Gene.
9. John.
10. Syafiq.
11. Char.
12. Jun.
13. Nat.
14. Nad.
15. Krystal.
16. Sonia.
17. Isa.
18. Zul.
19. Calvin.
20. Aainaa.

How did you meet 13? (Nat)
Through Sonia. Band. Wow so weird to think back.

What would have happened if you hadn't met 6? (Dave)
Don't know. Don't know how it'd be possible though cus we're in the same group. It'll be just the group minus Dave? Things would be different, definitely!

What do you honestly think of 10? (Syafiq)
Hammer la that fella. Very nice guy. Puts friends ahead of himself. Too bad he lanci now la. In Aussie and all.

Would 8 date 3? (Gene, Colin)
Are you craze? Haha.

Were you ever into 4? (HC)
Haha no.

Would you date 5? (Ah Mah)
No.. He's too KS for me. Bloody KS boy.

Would 2 & 11 make a good couple? (Mel, Char)
Probably. Cus Char's actually a guy. So yeah.. I hate Char. She's such a bitch. She cursed me the other day, she told me to go die. FUCKING BITCH!

Would you go out with 14? (Nad)
Hahaha probably not.

Describe 7 in 7 words. (Pin)
Pin is, um, like, um, so gay.

Do you think 15 is hot? (Krystal)
Skin and bones. Attractive la but put some fats back in those arms and legs!

Would 1 & 17 make a good couple? (Manda, Isa)
Hahaha. Interesting. I really don't know. Maybe? Hahaha.

Tell us something about 14. (Nad)
Holy man. 'Nuff said.

Do you know any of 3's family? (Colin)
Hahaha. Dad's a hardcore Manc. Mom wants to kill him cus he spends too much money. And he has hot cousins.

On a scale of 1-10, how cute is 16? (Sonia)
Hahah very cute la very cute. Last time cuter, with the short hair and all. Haha!

What language does 19 speak? (Calvin)
English. A bit of Hokkien if I'm not mistaken.

Who is 12 going out with? (Jun)
FUCKING BITCH ASSHOLE CURSER-OF-PEOPLE CHARLYNNE BITCH.

When was the last time you spoke to 13? (Nat)
Last night!

Would 18 & 14 make a good couple? (Zul, Nad)
No comment. Forgive me. I didn't mean for it to be like this.

Would you ever date 2? (Mel)
Hahaha! I've got no comment..

How'd you meet 20? (Aainaa)
Primary school or something. She was my neighbour!

Where does 17 live? (Isa)
Holy shit. Pencala dunno what. Crazy man. To get there smoothly you'd need a monster truck.

How long have you known 1? (Manda)
Haha there's a very interesting story behind this but I'll go with the simple answer and say, maybe, 1 year and maybe um, 7 months or something?

Is 12 older than you? (Jun)
No lah, his birthday is in December. Haha!

Have you ever gone out with 7? (Pin)
Yeah. Just not in that way. He'd want to though, I'm sure!

Have you kissed 5? (Ah Mah)
Nope! Eeeyer.

Do you find 1 attractive? (Manda)
Haha yes, yes I do!

What is 3's best feature? (Colin)
Um, his height?

What do you like about 9? (John)
I like John cus he's Old Balls. Everybody loves Old Balls! He's just so patient la. He has 4 little sisters so I guess you can see where his patience comes from!

Is 3 a good friend? (Colin)
Yep, a very good friend.

Out of 8, 17, 4, 16, 2 who would you sleep with? (Gene, Isa, HC, Sonia, Mel)
Hahaha. Whoever who doesn't kick, snore or hog the blanket is welcome!

Wow that killed some time.

BYE!

Sunday, April 15, 2007

The way that you stare me across the room..

Listening to: Good Charlotte - Keep Your Hands Off My Girl

Fuck me. This song is awesome. I used to think it was a bit annoying but I am now HOOKED to it.

Not much has been happening. So not much of an update for you.

Went into my statcounter today and saw this.



Hahaha, I wonder who that is!

He opened a blog so he can share how fucking boring India is with us. Click here to view Colin Quah's amazing adventures in the Wild Wild West.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Hoooold you in myyy arms..

Listening to: Muse - Starlight

Bonjour. Just got home from being out. With the boys. And Mel, of course.

I ain't got much to show from Mah's thing cus I am, at the moment, a completely shite photographer. Everything was blurry. There were a few decent shots but meh, shit.

So I'll just show you this one. I edited it. Cus I'm a cunt. Like you.



He was quite good. I don't know if it was his band or the sound system but the background music was.. Shocking. Pianist was ok la, but seriously there was no bass. I couldn't hear the guitarist at all and well. Ah Mah saved the day la, what else. Hahaha.

Sleep time, ciaos.

Oh wait, here's another version of Ah Mah's pic. I was playing around with it in Photoshop a bit.

Here. Yes, here.

Friday, April 13, 2007

Kau tahu betapa ku sayang padaamuuu..

Listening to: Innuendo - Berlaian Jiwa

Something's wrong with me.

Here are a few random shots from this evening.







I'm closing down my blog soon.

Edit.

Erm, I'll be closing this blog down but I'll be opening another. Imgine.com, or something like that. That's yet to be decided so until then this will be up. Sorry bout the confusion. I update my blog quite late last night so I was probably rushing to finish up.

Anyways, will be off to Mah's performance at KBU College soon. Reminds me of the time my band performed there for the DJ I.U. 4 years ago. Jesus Christ.

Well, turrah.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Crawling innn my skiiiiiin..

Listening to: Linkin Park feat. Aaron Lewis - Krwling

I've been sick as a dog so I've not been able to go out and put my camera to full use so here are a few very boring and random shots.


I quite like the high res of this one.


Ooops. The high res one looks nicer. This one looks so shit.


Mel's other cat. The one that's jealous of Mumble.


Big Brother Little Brother.

Meh. Not very inspiring.

Monday, April 09, 2007

I just needed someone to talk to..

Listening to: Staind - Fade Away

First things first.


GG'ed Episode 2 is released! Haha!

Second thing is, erm, an update, I suppose.

Sunday, April 8th 2007

I woke up and Manda called me up with this crazy idea of going to Tropicana. It was so random but I agreed to it cus I miss doing sports/outdoor activities. She called the boys and I called Mel.

Manda and I met up at the club for lunch. We had delicious, delicious Japanese. Haven't eaten there in ages! I had the Ebi Tempura set. I know, boooorin but fuck was it good. Yeah.

After lunch we had nothing to do so we just walked around the club waiting for the rest to come.









We found that tennis ball at the tennis court. Well no shit. I still have it. If it happens to belong to anyone of you, you can leave me a comment. I'll probably ignore it but you can leave a comment anyway. Ha ha.

We got soooo bored of waiting that we decided to just go pick them up instead. So we did. We picked Melissa and Colin up. Dave had to wait till HC got off work or something like that.

Anyways, we picked them up and went back to the club. Mel was hungry so we got some food.




Colin being gay.


Colin being absolutely gay.

Yeah so we just sat around and chat. I went off playing with my new camera, obviously.


Eeeee. Sooo geli.

One of those red ants actually bit Manda. Haha!

Colin decided to get in the pool so um, I took more pictures.


Shame I missed his face. Would've been cool.





After Mel had finished eating she and Manda got in the pool too.







..and then FINALLY the 2 of them got there.









Yeah so we played around the shallow waters, threw balls at each other etc for like 2 hours or something then we got bored. We made a friend. A small friend. A small friend who wouldn't leave Mel alone! Ha ha ha! Oh he touched Colin's arse and Colin liked it.



Meet Daniel. Or something. HC calls him Soldier Boy. He's quite cute. When we were leaving he was yelling "COME EVERY SUNDAY OK COME EVERY SUNDAY OK!" at us. Haha funny boy.



HC has FOUR nipples man! FOUR! What the fuck! Hahahahaha! Crazy nuts! He truly is skin and bones.


So called brother and sister.





After that we went to wash up and left. The girls went back to Mel's place to shower cus they're sooo fussy. Girls will be girls. So we went to Mel's place, what else?


Meet Mumble, Mel's cat.

She's sooo manja, the cat. Erm. Yeah. Anyways, we went for dinner when they got ready. We had initially went to Talipon but the place was so fucking smoky that I really couldn't eat there. So we went to New Paris instead. Tai chow, bitches.





Mmm. We sapu-ed it all up. Every last bit of it. I love Paris so much, you can eat till you can't walk and the bill would still allow you to smile. It's so cheap. I love Paris.


Manda's iPod is called Moo-Moo.

After Paris we went to K.T.Z for dessert. Mmm. Manggo-lou. Honeydew-lou. Mmmm. Yeah. Anyways, after KTZ, Manda went back and we all went to Mel's place to um, chill. Actually we just dropped her off. But then HC needed to use the toilet lah, this lah, that lah. We ended up just chilling there I guess.

Went home. Here I am. Updating 2 blogs.

NOW IT'S TIME FOR BED GOODNIGHT! I love you guys.

Edit.

Oh, I almost forgot.

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES IS A FUCKING LOAD OF WAAAAANK!

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Today this ends..

Listening to: Linkin Park - What I've Done

Ah, good morning to you people. I am quite tired after what seemed like the longest day ever. So yeah, let me get started.

Friday, April 7th 2007

Started my day at Manda's! We were going out for lunch and naturally, with the new camera, I took a few shots before we went. Ha ha. Manda's dad's Bimmer.





I'm still new to photography and I'm only starting to get to know my camera so bear with me. I still have a 3 year course to take, remember. Haha! God I love the 7 series.

Yeah. Ok. Anyways, we went to OU for lunch. Me, being the fucking genius I am, locked my car keys in the car. For the 600 millionth time. So I had to call HC to help me get hangars so I could break into my own car. Fuck. While waiting we had nothing to do so we played with my camera some more. :D







My little thumbnails don't do the real pictures any justice. The detail is amazing in the full reso ones. Damn. Anyways, I broke into my car, got my keys and we went for lunch at Good Evening Bangkok. Food there's quite good. Not very expensive too. You guys should go there sometime. After that we just walked around and got tired so we went to Centrepoint Maccy Dee's.



Chilled a bit then we decided to go to the Curve to take some pictures. Went back to Manda's place to pick up something first.




Some dog with some really Cina name.

After that we went to the Curve. We took many pictures but it was mostly experimenting so I haven't got much to show you but here's a shot I really, really like. I don't even know why!



Maybe cus it's so candid. I don't know. Ha ha.

After that I sent Manda home and went home.

Came back out at 6:45. Went to pick Melissa up. We were supposed to meet the boys but they had been very, very suspicious earlier in the day so I didn't tell them my plans until the eleventh hour. I had a feeling they wanted to GG me. Haha so I wasn't ready to let them pick the place to meet. Mel and I decided on Mom's Place so I called them and told them we're going there.

They actually beat me to getting there. The cunts!

When Mel and I got there everything seemed normal. Colin, HC and Ah Mah. Nothing to worry about. Ha ha I was so wrong.

We went in to get a place to sit, so we were looking around, looking around and when I turned around I saw a familiar face. It couldn't register. It was like such a strange sensation. A face I recognized but couldn't pinpoint. It was David. Hahahah what the FUCK right? So fucking random. He surprised Mel and I. Apparently Ah Mah was part of the plan too but they had surprised him earlier so he was in on it too. Ha ha. He's back for Easter. So weird.

Yeah so anyways.







Sorry la, lowlight photography. My hands are shaky. Not a pro yet. David didn't want his picture taken cus he's bald. Ah Mah is afraid he'll look like Mickey Mouse, which to be fair he does in pictures, so he didn't want his picture taken. Haha.

We had a good dinner then we had to drop Mel off to meet her manager for a bit so we went chilling. After that we went to Tbun! Haha MotoGP, bitches!

Mel had finished her business with her manager so we went to pick her up from Uptown. I just HAD to stop when I saw the lok-lok stand.







We waited for Mel there. We had some lok-lok. It was fucking awesome. I love lok-lok.

After lok-lok it was time to go down to Putrajaya. Haha. We went to 7-11 to stock up on drinks and shit.


THE cliche pose.

After 7-11 we went down to Putrajaya. Woohoo. So DAMN fucking far. First time I'm actually driving down. The other times I've been down I never had to drive.











As you can see again, only those 2 were willing to be photographed. Haha or rather those 2 WANTED to be photographed!

At the bridge some NBTD policemen came to kacau us. It was fucking 4 AM in the morning and they probably had nothing better to do so they came and chased us away. They were nice about it, though. So we left la. We went back to the Palace of Justice.







I actually took 5 billion photos in Putrajaya but I'm not very happy with the outcome so again, not much to show you lot.

After that we went back to Sedap for a drink. Colin and Ah Mah had passed out in the car. Haha. By the time we got back to Sedap it was the time Dave had to get up in NS. 5.30 AM. Fuck. Had a drink then we all went home.

Crazy long ass day. Fun with my new camera though. Getting to know it better.

Well I've gotta go out now, I wonder how many of you losers are at the Hitz 10th Birthday Bash. Cus it looks like it's gonna rain. Haha!

Au revoir, le bitches.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Breathee in for luckkk..

Listening to: Dashboard Confessional - Hands Down

YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS YEAH.







SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!



Nikon D80. Fucking. Yes.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

I took her outtt, it was a Friday night..

Listening to: Blink 182 - What's My Age Again?

Hello!



I don't have your number, I don't see you online and I know you come here so I guess this the best way to wish you! Have a good one. I know it's not your birthday there yet but it is here!

Anyways, here's something pretty interesting for the rest of you cunts.

CLICK ME NOW!

Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, your right half of your brain is better developed than most people. If you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, your right half of the brain is developed normally. If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein. If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the advice is to look for more of this type of exercise to make that part of the brain stronger.

Don't ask me how long I took. I don't even want to talk about it.

Goodnight peeps.

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Last night when everyone was sleeping..

Listening to: The Ataris - So Long, Astoria



I've known this Omska (I still don't know why I called him that) for almost every single year of my teens and now we're in our last. It's been a hell of a journey! Happy 19th down-under, bud.

And on a completely unrelated note, I added more links. I added Kimberly to my links. Please, if you've added me and I've not returned the favour, let me know.

Monday, April 02, 2007

Riiing riiiing!

Listening to: Mika - Ring Ring

THANK GOD IT'S OVER! I CAN VISIT MY BLOG AGAIN!

HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY YOU BORING CUNTS!

Yeah.

Added 2 links. Debra Fong and Zim!

OK! NO MORE DICKING AROUND!

For those who missed my little "joke", click me.

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Too much candy gonna rot your soul..

Listening to: Mika - Lollipop

Ah, good morning. Firstly things first, OUCH. My head hurts like a CUNT. I didn't even drink that much last night. Jesus..

Aaanyways, yesterday was Charlynne the BITCHBITCHBITCHBITCH's 18th birthday. I know, what a loser right? We all turn 19 this year and she turns 18. God I hate her. Yeah ok. We wanted to go check out the new Mystique place but it's so poo so we decided to go to Sanctuary instead. This was a few days ago when we went to the Curve to try book tables. Yeah ok as I said, Mystique looked like poo so we went to Sanctuary instead.

So ok. I was watching the Arsenal - Liverpool game and once that cunt Crouch scored the 2nd goal I turned off the telly and headed for the Curve. Met up with Jun at McD's then met up with Char, Yi Wen and all her friends at Hooked in the Curve. I'm so bad with names I only remember like 2 of their names. Not like they're gonna read this so, haha.

We went to Sanctuary at 10 cus otherwise they were gonna give our table away. How gay. Pin and Roy were already there. Gene and Old Balls John came shortly after.


Jun, moi and Gene.


Happy 18th Char! (BITCH!)




Aww.


Old man and I.

We decided to go play some pool so um, we did.






You won't believe this but Yi Wen has a boyfriend! Hee hee!

We didn't do much after that if I'm being honest. Just sat around, drank, I showed a card trick or two. Haha just very chilled out stuff. The ladies tried to dance but there just wasn't any space to dance. Sanctuary has no dance floor. Haha. The guys did their best too, of course.


DJ Fatboy and Old Balls.


Pingu and I.












Guess what song was playing. :p

Ha ha. Yeah. The most active I got was when I had to get up to walk to the toilet. After that I just came back, sat down and just chatted some more.


Balls and I.


Bitch and I.


Char's friend Elaine and I.


Going.. Going.. Gone.


Hahaha look at her face!




Trista/en and Yi Wen! Sorry I don't know how to spell his name. :p

I'll be honest with you I really hate posts with lotsa pictures but no details. But I can't help it. Nothing happened. Nothing at all. Not that I'm saying it sucked, the company was good etc but there was just nothing happening. Hahaha. So erm, more pictures then!






Balls, myself and Fatboy.


Gene, Char and John.


Woozay.


Um..

I forgot I set my camera to high ISO so the picture quality is sooo shit. Fuck I'm so annoyed! Ahhh!

Anyways, we finally left Sanctuary at like what, 1:30 or something. We wanted to go somewhere more peaceful. So we decided on Aman Suria. My favourite place. Yep.


Look at those 2 in the middle posing. Gawwd.

Yeah so we just did more chilling at Sedap. So much fun! Char opened her presents and she got this crazy hair straightening thingamajig. Looks fancy. Um, yeah. I didn't buy her anything cus I'm awesome and she's a bitch!









So yeah. We all went back at like 3, or something. I like reading the papers while I did my business in the toilet.. So I did. And again I saw a familiar face who I didn't recognize instantly. I hate that feeling. So fucking annoying. "Omg is that her.. Wait no.. It's not.. Is it?"

First time was Natalia who was 'modeling' for Sunway College and this time it's..



Let's see if you recognize her! Ha!

Ok I'm tired and my head still hurts so I'm outta here.

Oh and I do hope you like my new layout. I predict I'm going to get like 0 hits today. :p